The state of being janky. Used to describe an amount or a level within that state -- studied by a jankologist.
-House guest surveying the couch he or she will be sleeping on-
"What is this jankiness?"
-Surveying the theme park that I just paid $50 to get into-
"This is an incredibly high level of jankiness."
"What is this jankiness?"
-Surveying the theme park that I just paid $50 to get into-
"This is an incredibly high level of jankiness."
by DL Smith September 1, 2008
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Get the Janking mug.The (fictitious) crappiest man who has ever lived. He is origin of the word janky, which refers to something that is akin to Bo Jankins or something that he owned. To be used as an adjective meaning extremely or extaordinarily janky.
"I'm tired of living in this Bo Jankins house, I want to live somewhere where at least one thing actually functions correctly."
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by arjenrobben November 3, 2013
Get the jonskins mug.A Jankist is someone who needs things to make sense in a logical way that lines up almost perfectly with the way they think. It is someone who needs everything to have a purpose that they agree with. To them, there must always be a plan for every little thing in life. If something were to cause a change that they were not prepared for, they will shun it. Anything that deviates from the norm will generally be viewed with skepticism, cynicism, and if it would force them to change, outright hated. Creativity, experimentation, and fun, if not done by the jankist themselves, is viewed as childish garbage to the jankist. A Jankist will generally seek out the satisfaction of winning, at the end of the game, at the expense of having fun during the game. They will even go so far as to ruin the fun of the game for other players if things do not go the way they planned or wanted. Instead of attacking enemy players, a jankist can often be seen attacking or berating teammates.
"A healer is a healer and should not be permitted to be able to perform the role of a dps," said the jankist. "That's just not what healers were originally designed for. Stay the course."
META players who treat the meta in games like the bible are jankists.
Someone who thinks horses are meant for riding and for no other reason is a jankist.
META players who treat the meta in games like the bible are jankists.
Someone who thinks horses are meant for riding and for no other reason is a jankist.
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Friend:Hey do know Jaskier from The Witcher on Netflix?
Me:Is this even a question?He is the one that wrote the banger "Toss a coin to your Witcher" song!
Me:Is this even a question?He is the one that wrote the banger "Toss a coin to your Witcher" song!
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Friend:Bro Jaskier really be carrying the whole show on his back.
Me:Yeah man he is the best!The show would be nothing without Jaskier.
Me:Yeah man he is the best!The show would be nothing without Jaskier.
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