Jamaican Defibrillator

The act when CPR is administered on an inebriated person by (at least) 3 Jamaicans by slapping their man meat on the person's chest for resuscitation.

Kirsten was on vacation in Jamaica and passed out at the bar. She finally woke up after she got a Jamaican Defibrillator.

by Stefalpha July 25, 2016

Jamaican Jacuzzi

Facing away from the shower, cup the palm of your hand in your buttcrack and allow water to fill the immediate area around the anus and release your available flatulations.

After a large burrito I made a Jamaican Jacuzzi in the shower.

by Drunk Riverboat Captain November 27, 2017

cooking jamaican

masturbating.
pretty self explainitory. i mean, what else would you call jerking yourself.

"last night i had to bunk with john, it was awful"
"why?"
"he was cooking jamaican all night!"
"huh?"
"He just wouldn't stop jerking his chicken!!"

by andrw May 15, 2007

Jamaican Red

A particularly strong strain of marijuana, that can be described as mids. A very good blend. This particular strain has red hairs in the buds.

Yo man that hit o' jamaican red was stronger than some skunk!

by <---->Chris<----> November 27, 2007

jamaican bath

Jamaican bath is the action of hot boxing a bathroom with the aid of steam, also known as Jamaican sauna. A constant flow of hot water to fill the place up with steam and then sparking up your choice of smoke. Special effect is the thickness of the air around the smoke so that it can be reinhaled by just standin up and takin it back in!

As soon as we get a coupla phatties we gon hit up Jays place and Jamaican bath that niggas bathroom!

by some random ass mufucka December 3, 2007

Ratchet (Jamaican)

A knife carried by Jamaican bad boys. The locking pin is equipped with a ring that your index finger fits through. When you pull on the ring it moves the locking pin so the blade can swing out. Bad Boys often file the locking pin down so the blade can easily open, usually with a flash of the hand.

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by 320ro March 10, 2013

Jamaican Hangover

Marijuana's answer to a hangover. The result of smoking too much weed the night before. Effects are typically far less harsher than its alcoholic brother, and include fatigue, headache, and mild nausea - I find these are temporarilly alleviated by another spliff.

I had a mean jamaican hangover today, didn't manage to get out of bed til 5pm.

by megadeathRAVE March 30, 2009