Jakob is an awesome name, for awesome people. Its arameic, and means "Follower of god" but few Jakob`s are religious. A Jakob has the ability to be serious and funny at the same time, and if you want a shoulder to cry on, go find a Jakob. Jakob`s are funny, kind, smart-dressed, intelligent, streetsmart, and a Bro to count on. Hell take the fat girl home, so you can get laid with her sexy friend. A Jakob is abit weird, but in a cool way. Imagine a Hipster Barney, with the brain of Stephen Hawking, and the swag of T.I. and the wit of Christopher Hitchens, and there you have it.
" Dude, I hung out woth Jakob last night, he is just as awesome as you said."
"Jakob totally owned that douchebag in class the other day, and stole his girlfriend."
"Jakob explained the meaning of life last night, and made me a Nutella Baconsandwich. He is so cool."
"Jakob totally owned that douchebag in class the other day, and stole his girlfriend."
"Jakob explained the meaning of life last night, and made me a Nutella Baconsandwich. He is so cool."
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The most intelligent and amusing homo sapien ever. Everything they say will make you smile. They have gorgeous eyes and have mastered the hair flip. They are also incredibly sexy as hell and extremely educated in memes. They enjoy sherbet ice cream.
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