janitor widow maker

Commonly referred to as a JWM, it involves unleashing a dump in a public bathroom so damaging that were a janitor to attempt to clean it, it would make a widow of his wife, and an orphan of his children.

A variation is the UJWM, which involves a urinal. This is a high-risk move, but a janitorial fatality is pretty much assured if successful.

Laughing, Ken passed the janitor on his way out of the bathroom, knowing his janitor widow maker was about to strike.

by Nick2011 September 4, 2008

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ass janitor

A guy who cleans up their mans asshole with moist towelettes and germ x before preceding to pack their parachute getting their dick all shitty anyway later

Tom went over to Horacio's house last night and became an ass janitor for about 5 minutes while Horacio giggled with pleasure than later preceded to be an uphill gardener

by Haiwood Jablome March 11, 2009

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A Janitor's Daughter

The act of fucking a girl on all fours in the ass in a bathroom while repeatedly flushing her head in the toilet.

the stupid slut was being disrespectful, so i took her in the bathroom and gave her a janitor's daughter.

by NutzOnYaChin June 3, 2010

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jaini

the most beautiful girl. she takes advice on well, delightful curvs. has ALWAYS been a hit with the opposite sex. Knows how to treat his or her partner. When pissed off, she can become very violent. Very down to earth. Can be very bitchy at times.

wow thats jaini!

by passion1997 May 25, 2011

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janitor

A player in halo 2 that waits for two players to engage in combat and then kills both of them. He gets credit for kills that he didnt earn by cleaning up like a janitor.

"Mike you are such a janitor. You didnt have one legit kill you puss."

by RAWasHELL September 13, 2006

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