murtaza jafferji

Weird... but still funny
Tries to tick people off... but still funny...EVEN HIS FACE IS FUNNY... lol jk
if he tried to be nice once in a while it would kill him. yep that's about it...

that weird kid is so murtaza.

by *`*~*~*`* May 9, 2005

Jaffer

A professional gaffe or lapse in judgement by a well-known public figure (especially a politician). A mistake of epic proportions.

I used my wife's office on Parliment Hill to make long distance phone calls for phone sex; what a huge Jaffer that was

Dude, I think that quitting your job scouting for the New York Yankees to break into porn might have been a total Jaffer.

by DeMinimisD April 27, 2010

joffles

A nickname for men whose sole aim in life is making chicks lives better. Even if the girl has a boyfriend.

Woah... He deserves the nickname of Joffles. Thats the fifth taken girl he's slept with this week.

by The One They Call... June 25, 2007

jifflesticks

Extreme form of fiddlesticks. See entry on jiffle.

Oh jifflesticks, I've missed the bus again!

by Doug Whole April 19, 2008

Juffle

A epic minecraft gamer he says the phrases kys,You're Trash, Ill Ddos you.
Also a weeaboo

OMG isn't Juffle that kid who ddoses everyone, yeah he ddosed me the other day lmao such a rager.

by Juffle November 13, 2019

jayflex

A process that takes 10 times the amount of time originally estimated and requires multiple additional unaccounted for steps

That minor kitchen addition was really a jayflex

by Schrodingers dog December 18, 2021

The Jaffe Special

When you walk in the room and you see your boy giving her the good time you think that's the jaffe special if I've evrer seen it. Then you close the door and the jaffe special stays with you for ever. Notoriously attracting native stumons to your area. Careful if you loose the jaffe special the stumon will leave faster than your dad.

Tom " do you know where Alex is?"

José " yeah, in the other room giving your wife the jaffe special "

Tom " Better watch out for that stumon "

José " The jaffe special stays with you for ever "
:)

by Ted is ded March 4, 2019