Jaffa cake

some 1 who has ginger hair but has dyed it brown, this is the stage inbetween colourings wen the ginger starts 2 grow through!

'Oh my god look at shauns jaffa cake'

by Lauren p February 27, 2007

Jaffa cake

A butiful biscuit found in England and Ireland. Some say in Irish mythology that the great Leo Quinn would defeat 100 English soilders just because he ate the recommended 24 a day he will go on to die of TB

Hmm Jaffa cake

by Jaffa pope October 15, 2019

Jaffa caking

When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.

Omg dude I Was Jaffa caking myself last night, my mums Victoria sponge flew everywhere

by Jaffacakemaster October 10, 2019

Batty Jaffa

A male who cannot produce sperm from his penis.

'I heard there was problems in the bedroom, but I didn't know he was a batty jaffa!'

by Wheres Wally September 24, 2007

dirty jaffa

The act of ploughing you best friends mother cause why the fuck not.

Wow Johnny really just pulled a dirty Jaffa on me.

by Autistic tangerine April 13, 2020

Jaffa-rape

The forceful application of a Jaffa cake into someone elses mouth.

My diet was going so well until i was Jaffa-raped. Then I just had to have more.
jaffa cake biscuit orange mouth cake

by Jaffa-rapist June 21, 2012

Haffa Jaffa

Someone who has one protestant and one non-protestant parent. Protestants are often called "orange-men" due to William of Orange and the Orange Order so if you're half an orange-man you're a "Haffa Jaffa" or "Half a Jaffa" as in a Jaffa Cake - an orange flavoured biscuit.

Person A: Did you hear Rory is a Haffa Jaffa?
Person B: Really?
Person A: Yeah, his da's a prod and his ma's a Catholic.

by ManofPenistone May 8, 2022