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jaffa cake syndrome 

A condition in which the sufferer only indulgences in a certain type of food (or something) and becomes unable to bear the sight of it anymore.Originating from Becca's dad,who ate too many jaffa cakes and doesn't like them anymore.
Becca: I love madeira cake! Do you wan some madeira cake?
Ash: ew! no! I hate madeira cake!
Becca: how could you hate madeira cake?
Ash: I ate too much of it when I was younger
Becca: Oh,you have jaffa cake Syndrome.
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Jaffa cake 

A butiful biscuit found in England and Ireland. Some say in Irish mythology that the great Leo Quinn would defeat 100 English soilders just because he ate the recommended 24 a day he will go on to die of TB
Jaffa cake by Jaffa pope October 15, 2019

Jaffa caking 

When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.
Omg dude I Was Jaffa caking myself last night, my mums Victoria sponge flew everywhere
Jaffa caking by Jaffacakemaster October 10, 2019
When a certain person is chatting shit and or waffling. Means they are talking straight shit out of their mouth.
"Your chatting Jaffa's now Peter"
Tommy: "I think GCSE's are tomorrow"
Wilson: "Stop chatting Jaffa's Tommy"
Jaffa's by nasmeister June 9, 2018

Jaffa-rape 

The forceful application of a Jaffa cake into someone elses mouth.
My diet was going so well until i was Jaffa-raped. Then I just had to have more.
jaffa cake biscuit orange mouth cake
Jaffa-rape by Jaffa-rapist June 27, 2012

jaffa_cake_face2 

Jaffa is a type of PS4 player who can talk to any gender and make them feel horny. If u meet a Jaffa cake face in real life u will be scared! He will eat your asshole and your liver but it’s okay he will give them back also Jaffa’s are usually nazi’s with a moustache and grey dreads like a div 10 pro clubs striker who is also 5’5 and fast as fuck
Aidan: where’s Jaffa_cake_face2
Sam: in someone’s ass probably

Mitchell: lol no way

Aidan: ouch

Both Sam and Mitchell: haha Jaffa is up ur ass
jaffa_cake_face2 by Big boy 40 June 29, 2019

jaffa cakes 

the excessive pink area around a girls nipples - usually found on fat birds where the nipples are almost as big as the breast. Resembles the sweet and savory treat - a jaffa cake - however nowhere near as tasty.
that chick had the biggest set of jaffa cakes i've ever seen...
jaffa cakes by thatowenz May 2, 2006