by troutmouth July 9, 2017
When you first look at her, she seems innocent, sweet, shy, and a little too agreeable. She lets other people do the talking, occasionally nodding. Loves to giggle at everything you say. But once you know her well enough, she starts to open up. Transitions from an innocent girl into a human monster. Attacks you. Annoys you until you want to kill yourself. Once you're friends with a Jacqueline, will never let you go and your life will never be the same.
Person 1: Hey Jacqueline seems so innocent...
Person 2: No she isn't she the human form of a monster..
Person 2: No she isn't she the human form of a monster..
by TheJAlien April 19, 2023
Jacqueline is someone who is hard to deal with. She is very immature, always playing with animal pens. Each time that she gets hungry she goes for the first thing in the kitchen, even if it’s stuffed cabbage. She gets very patriotic and let’s it overcome her whole life. She is not very good at math and will frustrate you each time that you tutor her. Jacqueline will not hesitate to steal your man even if it’s illegal. But she is also the funniest person out there. She will do the craziest thing and make your day. Jacqueline is a keeper stay close;)
by BIBACHIPZAHOY March 16, 2020
Jacqueline is happy and crazy and has grate taste in clothes. You can always rely on her to make you laugh when you feel at your lowest. She loves hanging out with her friends and is often seen wearing burgundy, yellow and blue clothes. Her trainers are very stylish! If you know Jacqueline you should never let her go.
by Scoobyapplecider April 21, 2021
A fierce, choleric beast that jumps little, skinny boys and steals their food. It is said that if Jacqueline steals your food, you will never have anything to eat for the rest of your life ever again.
by derpfishduel November 26, 2019
Jacqueline,
please don't take my money,
please don't pound my friends or anyone that looks like me.
Don't come to my house unannounced,
I'm sorry I like you and I'm not good enough
If you hate please don't ruin my life
There is no comparison to Jacqueline
Don't prove that you hate me
I will take your word for it
please don't take my money,
please don't pound my friends or anyone that looks like me.
Don't come to my house unannounced,
I'm sorry I like you and I'm not good enough
If you hate please don't ruin my life
There is no comparison to Jacqueline
Don't prove that you hate me
I will take your word for it
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
She is a moody 40 year old, who probably does drugs. She can act like mean the world to her and then when you make a mistake she is a total fake bitch . Will go through your things; lie; talk about you. She smells like ham. Has buck teeth. Screaming is a regular thing for her. Hair is thinning. She can't show empathy. Wouldn't want her as a mother because she will neglect you and put you in danger. Abusive. Has a hobo fetish. Built like Big Bird and looks like him too.
Daughter of Jacqueline: Why does my mom hate me?
Sister of Jacqueline: She is a bitch; always has been. She doesn't know how to raise a child. And she is seriously unstable.
Daughter: How can I fix it my relationship with her?
Sister: You shouldn't have to. She should just be a respectable mother to her children.
Daughter: Well, what do you suggest I do?
Sister: Run.
Sister of Jacqueline: She is a bitch; always has been. She doesn't know how to raise a child. And she is seriously unstable.
Daughter: How can I fix it my relationship with her?
Sister: You shouldn't have to. She should just be a respectable mother to her children.
Daughter: Well, what do you suggest I do?
Sister: Run.
by cherryglazzerr July 1, 2018