A funny guy, decently smart but has a retarded side. Not bad with girls but can lose his tracks. Gives good advise, comforts anyone who needs it. Even if he's down himself. An average guy with good qualities
by The official definer May 05, 2015
by dildo777 November 27, 2022
A guy named Jacob simply loves turtles. The animal, the band and especially turtle jelly sweets.
Jacob is also the most adorable person in existence.
Jacob is also the most adorable person in existence.
by Bubbles351073 December 02, 2012
1.A girl whose name comes from the bible(mother of Moses)
She is kind-hearted, patient, funny, weird, dramatic and always has a story to tell or make up. Her smile will tickle your tummy, wiggle your nose, pick your bugger and surround you with awkward laughter.
2.Where is a Jacobed found?...In a book, a moment, a time, a place, a card, a sunrise, and a song.
She is kind-hearted, patient, funny, weird, dramatic and always has a story to tell or make up. Her smile will tickle your tummy, wiggle your nose, pick your bugger and surround you with awkward laughter.
2.Where is a Jacobed found?...In a book, a moment, a time, a place, a card, a sunrise, and a song.
For example:
1.Who told the gross joke about a bugger? oh yeah Jacobed
2.Lets all get together now and sing a Jacobed.
1.Who told the gross joke about a bugger? oh yeah Jacobed
2.Lets all get together now and sing a Jacobed.
by thememaw February 04, 2010
*a veryyy hot,beautiful,perfect looking guy
*smooth with his words,so percise
*falls for girls hard but gets over them easily
*loves ACTION sports
*adored by girls
*not very much liked by X gfs
*guys get jealous of him easy
*has anger issues(high tempered)
*smooth with his words,so percise
*falls for girls hard but gets over them easily
*loves ACTION sports
*adored by girls
*not very much liked by X gfs
*guys get jealous of him easy
*has anger issues(high tempered)
by born2ride June 13, 2009
Dreamiest guy EVER. Tall, handsome, & extremely silly! If he loves you he will protect you with his life. Always makes you laugh. Has a moody side. Loves pushing people’s buttons for fun. Low key a baby but acts tough. Will cook you a delicious and nutritious meal. Has striking icy blue eyes. Charming AF
Girl 1: OMG who is that guy?! He stole my fucking heart!!! My mom would love him.
Girl 2: that’s Jacob. Isn’t he gorgeous?
Girl 2: that’s Jacob. Isn’t he gorgeous?
by BabyMonkeyWrench May 26, 2018
undefinable, indescriable lad.
by gabigabbygabi June 11, 2005