C I M B J

A cum in the mouth blow job.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a C I M B J.

by WesternFish September 24, 2009

THE B.J.L.D. LOOK

BJLD stands for "Big Johnny Love Dart,"
the penis...duh! When a guy gives a chick the BJLD look, he wants to get a leg over, if ya know what I mean. Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm wants to do push ups in that dark, damp, love tunnel until he pukes.

I was givin' her the B.J.L.D. look from across the bar. She then threw a beer glass at me and told me to 'fuck off.'

by weave August 10, 2003

J.R.B.

A sarcastic song made by ABK in 2003, featured Violent J from the Insane Clown Posse reffering to Juggalos as a gang. However like all their songs, Violent J's description wasn't a direct one. J.R.B. was made too give Juggalos a little extra "Swagger" in their step, or another name too rep. Also this is around the time when "G-Unit" was getting big, a lot believe it was to make fun of G-Unit. All in all the song was made too make fun of people who think Juggalos are a gang. No REAL Juggalo goes out and acts like a gangbanger. I stress the word REAL Juggalo.

Any Juggalo is said too rep J.R.B., but no one takes it seriously, because it isn't a serious thing. Just another way too get your jug-swagger on and show some family love! WOOP WOOP!

^^^
To the person above. Maybe some of that is true. But I myself have been in college, never slapped a girl, do own a nice Nissan, and can speak and type quite fluently. I know Juggalos who work in New York on Good Money Construction, I know Juggalos who are dentists, and I know Juggalos who are also druggie potheads who have no good vision in life. So take your hater shit some place else. I'm sorry you have too deal with the narrsistic part of the Family.

by Jesse Kaabe August 24, 2009

B.J. Houshmandzadeh

While receiving oral sex, a girl must pronounce "Houshmandzadeh" with your penis in her mouth.

"My girlfriend scored some extra points last Sunday when she successfully performed the B.J. Houshmandzadeh."

by Cincinnati Spillcat September 19, 2009

B.J. Novak

Plays Ryan the Temp on NBC's The Office.
Does the best Stand Up.
I so want him.

I want your babies,B.J. Novak

by Gabby G. November 14, 2007

B.J

Short term for Blowjob-which is the sucking of a man's penis

Yo, wanna give me a B.J.

by kevin November 1, 2003

Uncle B.J.

A suitable alternative for sex while your girlfriend/wife is menstruating also known as a blow job. More specifically as a counter to a woman who uses her period (Aunt Flo)as an excuse to avoid sex.

"I don't care if Aunt Flo is in town as long as she brought Uncle B.J."

by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009