Jeffe

The off brand of Heffe, not as funny and can't pull bitches.

Heffe: yo Jeffe why cant you pull deez hoes? Got a small dick or something?
Jeffe: No I just make dad jokes and act super suspicious all the time.

by YungHeffe November 24, 2019

Jeff

Jeff.

Jeff: Jeff?
Jeff:Jeff.
Jeff:Jeff.

by ThisIsMeHelloLookAtMe December 14, 2022

Jeff

Jeff has a shlong and not afraid to use it.

Omg Jeff is the legend of shlongs

by Creepsquad June 18, 2018

Jeff

The worst person on the face of the earth. A complete backstabbing narcissist piece of bitch. You can usually tell a Jeff by his long hair, fake personality, and shit attitude. He's disrespectful to his mother, cheats on his girlfriend, and treats his best friend like garbage. He also probably has a pee fetish.

"That Jeff guy is a real creep."

by kingbabydespacito November 1, 2018

Jeff

A Sneaky little bastard that think he is the shit but isn't and wants everything to be his way and his way only and only talks to you when he is bored you if forced t o talk to you come to you with his drama and get you drsgged into even though you has nothing to do with that drama.

"Who is that"
"oh thats Jeff stay away from him he is a sneaky bastard and will screw you over"

by ProfessionalDr.PepperAddict April 7, 2020

Jeff

He is an awful person. He lives in West Vancouver and is a narcissist. If you sleep with him beware; he fucks men as well as women and he doesn't use rubber.

Get tested if you slept with Jeff

by Cowgirl2018hey May 14, 2019

jeff

an amazing person who plays guitar, likes alternative rock, and most likely sports a faux-hawk. He is probably athletic and muscular. And tall.

joseph:Hey man did you hear about jeff?
anthony:Him? he gets all the bitches!
joseph:I wish I was more like jeff.

by glassesandglitter October 13, 2011