Jagoda

The name Jagoda has its origin in 1657 when a lot of polish drunken people were sitting together and had a little Mad Dogs party. They were thinking desperately about a name which would perfectly fit to a girl who can drink more vodka than any other human being and is still able to ride a bycicle made for a five year old.

Finally they got it --> Jagoda!

Since then it is the duty of every Jagoda to justify these expectations. That is why most if the Jagodas nowadays are not able to survive any more without a certain amount of vodka per day.

Beside the gift to be able to consume huge amounts of alkohol the Jagodas are famous for being super-funny, lovely and warm hearted persons. Sometimes they even cross long distances, for example to Finland just to make sure that some exchange students are going to have a wonderful, crazy and unforgettable time.

a special Jagoda who is in Finland right now!

by MiMuMadDogs December 4, 2010

Jago

Fittest newsreader ever. It's now become an adjective.

You're a bit Jago!

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

Jago

the greatest human being to ever brace the earth. There are no more words to be said.

I wish I was Jago

by jlingzzz December 10, 2021

jago

To jerk off in a sock while driving on long road trips of atleast 100 miles. After cumming, throw it out the window onto the road.

On the way home I pulled a JAGO thinking about your mom.

by Elliot206 November 1, 2007

jagfuck

Someone in an organization who causes more harm than good. Presumably the merging of "fucker" and "jagoff".

That jagfuck just spent the entire meeting trying to get his laptop to work with the projector.

by Nugget February 29, 2004

jago

To throw something entirely unreasonable, such as a mattress, microwave, or live animal, out of the window for no good reason.

I didn't feel like calling up the geek squad and getting my computer fixed, so I just jagoed that shit.

by ppppppppppppppppp May 21, 2007

jaggoff

Jaggoff: A g-rated term urban fathers used while either stuck in or cut off in traffic when they are in the present of chldren(specifically their own) who are under the age of thirteen. "Jaggoff" is a slang term for Jack-ass,Fuckface, Muther-fucker,Asswipe,Son of a Bitch or any other Swear term that may come back to haunt him through the mouth of his little precious boy/girl

> AURGHGHGHGHG!!! That guy was a freaking Jaggoff!!

by Coral September 30, 2004