"J"

A one letter abbreviation of "Jumper". It refers to a person's shot in basketball.

Some cocky assclown: "Yo dawg, I know you not puttin' that Rock up from here 'cause you ain't gots no J."

by Elmer January 20, 2005

J

A cute and beautiful person
Might look like a cute puppy, but don't trust her looks, as

J has a really deep voice that might blow you off your feet

"Her voice sounds like J oh my god I think I might faint"

by koreanmusicstan December 5, 2021

j~

For use in Instant Messaging, descriptive of the "zhj" sound in words like caSual and uSual.

Kinda hard to write down, so use j~ instead. Mainly used for abbreviating words, e.g. caj~ as an abbreviation of casual and pronounced cazhj. Sorta.

I'll dress smart-caj~.

by J4 March 9, 2005

J#

A programming languagesic whose very inception has been known to reduce grown programmers to fits of laughter.

No way are we hiring that moron. He had the nerve to list J# on his resume!

by moofa December 9, 2008

J

Another commonly used term among potheads for a marijuana joint.

Hey, can you hand me the papers so I can roll another J.

by Fathead December 8, 2004

J

(noun) short for joint. A marijuana cigarette.

You mind if I do a J?

by logos November 15, 2002

(°_°)'j

a smiley scratching its head.

hmmm, that really is strange... (°_°)'j

now that you said it i'm not so sure myself anmore (°_°)'j

by dante.xo February 20, 2009