Smack my Bone and call me Sally

A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.

Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.

by Royal Oak Douchebag January 26, 2012

Well spank my ass and call me sally

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

by DougieT May 30, 2006

Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

astonishment, suprised amazement, wow! You don't say! Well, I'll be.

Joe: After five years of being on welfare, I finally landed a job.
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

by Dogs! May 17, 2010

Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!

exclamation of great surprise.

"Hey, you know that woman in Mona Lisa? She's a bloke!"

"Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!"

by chad0x001 August 20, 2011

Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce

Expression used when one is ripped off.

Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.

by Brazzell Dazzle August 24, 2009

just bite my nuts and call me skippy

to be shocked if you hear something you can say that with no homo

real well just bite my nuts and call me skippy

by beating meat nuting off November 9, 2009

well slap my titties and call me sally

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here

well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA

by super mega poop December 9, 2013