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My Identity got stolen

A hot ass bitch who loves himself too much and loves to make out with himself in the mirror cause he’s too much of himself
Have you heard of this dude on tiktok named ‘ my identity got stolen ‘ ?

No? Why? Is he a good person?

Yeah he’s really good dude
by Butterandsoymilk June 25, 2021
mugGet the My Identity got stolenmug.

Fuck me with a stolen dick

What a crappy day. Nothing works, just crap, fuck and everything else I can think of.
by Oldnotdead June 5, 2019
mugGet the Fuck me with a stolen dickmug.

not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing

A woman that is just plan ugly
Dude 1: Would you sleep with that chick?

Dude 2: not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing
by kegggstand October 3, 2008
mugGet the not with a stolen dick and someone else pushingmug.

You have stolen my dreams and my childhood!

Something Greta Thunberg likes to shout at politicians with a face that looks either too constipated or simply just annoyed. We should pay more attention to Boyan Slat who IS trying to solve a problem instead of screaming at people through a mic.
Greta: YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY CHILDHOOD!
Politicians: ...?
by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN November 4, 2020
mugGet the You have stolen my dreams and my childhood!mug.
British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.
Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*
by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021
mugGet the You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!mug.

stolen taxi

A taxi that is driven by someone other than a Sikh which likely means that it is a stolen taxi.
I ordered a taxi to pick me up, but when the taxi arrived it was driven by a white guy. I called the police and they arrested him since it was stolen taxi.
by bugger-off July 17, 2018
mugGet the stolen taximug.

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