IPhone

A device which lets you watch porn while taking a shit.

Man, IPhones are such amazing devices.

by Hetzer88888 June 16, 2018

Iphone

FUCKING SHIT PHONE THAT BREAKS IF YOU DROP IT ON THE FUCKING BED!!

FuckTard- OMG I have the new Iphone XS it is so good
Real Human with braincells- It sucks try to drop it on the bed it will break...
FuckTard- No it wont, but I'll try.
*2 minutes later*

FuckTard- OMG IT BROKE YOU HAVE TO PAY IT!
Real human with braincells- No It is not my fault it is expensive and bad as fuck and breaks where ever you drop it!

by HuaweiFTW February 14, 2019

Iphone

The most well known phone brands (best phone)

What phone do you have

iPhone 12 plus

So do I

by Da definishanz November 13, 2020

iPhoneitis

After looking at your iPhone for an extended period of time you become near sighted.

I can't read the words on the tv, I have been playing candy crush for three hours on my iPhone, I have iPhoneitis.

by DonnyKidd June 28, 2014

iPhone

The best and most well none phone brand ever created. Loved by many smart and intelligent people. BEST EVER PHONESSSS!

“What phone do you have?”

“I have IPhone 12 plus”

“SAME!”

by Da definishanz November 13, 2020

iPhone

A fancy looking brick.

I bought a $600 paperweight today. Some people like to call it an iPhone.

by rtil August 6, 2008

Iphone

something that always gets stolen.

yesterday i brought my iphone to school and someone stole it.

by iammothernature August 14, 2009