Invisible Lat Syndrome

The awkward stance that some males take in order to swell their chest in a ridiculous attempt at make non existing muscle seem present. Generally, the arms are lifted away from the body as if huge lat muscles were pushing them away. The author thinks that looking wide is the same as being wide and believes women will not see the difference.

Dave: Look at that skinny dude over there, he has no muscles but he is swelling himself up like a peacock!

Steve: Yeah he's got invisible lat syndrome, or ILS, common among douchbags who are too lazy to workout for their muscles!

by Lethal Interjection March 30, 2009

Invisible Rope

When one person stands on each side of the street, and when a car comes by, they act as if playing tug of war across the street. I garuntee drivers will stop, thinking that something is there.

Fuck playing in traffic! Lets stop the cars by playin with our invisible rope.

by Yo_Mommmmma January 6, 2009

British Invasion

A type of rock and roll that came from Britain. British Invasion bands were The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, The Who, The The,and Freddie and The Dreamers.

Rock on. British Invasion was here before proto-punk.

by freak face January 27, 2005

anal invasion

when your ass is invaded by an unknown and/or unwanted visitor. much to your displeasure.

ahhhhh man. i was just analy invaded by jonny the rapist.

by tomass April 30, 2004

invisiskeet

The act of bobbing your knob onto another persons face. This is however not the actual act of ejaculating on another's face, but in fact the act of pretending to masterbate on your friend's face and then representing the explosion of semen with a face-up palm and spread fingers.

I went up to my friend earlier while they were kicking it with the homies at the Holiday Inn and gave them the invisiskeet, but missed and got it on the table.

by Ifelta Thigh December 7, 2006

invisiboob

A girl with such small boobs so that you cant see them!

"Me: Damn girl, i got more in my shirt, u got invisiboobs!"
"Her:Shut the fuck up, u ass!"
Warning: may result in kick in the nuts!

by Big**ones April 9, 2009

invisible dog

1.When a dog remains perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to
the question "who ate my shoe?"
2.Can also be used by a person to the similar effect,see "invisible husband"

" Bart's effective use of invisible dog in the photo on petfinder.com got him a new home."

shy dog timid wasn't me silent invisible avoidance

by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009