Sweet Invite

An unplanned sexual encounter with another man in the restroom of a gay bar.

"It was shirts vs. skins dance night at the Fuzebox and I had a sweet invite in the men's room"

"Oh, sweet invite, dude!"

by sweetinvite March 9, 2012

inverted starfish

1. Anal prolapse, as a result of excessive entry in the backdoor without sufficient lubrication beforehand. See also pink sock.

"Man, when I pulled out, that shit went all inverted starfish."

by Stacifer December 25, 2007

invert

Drinking from a beer bong whilst performing a hand-stand (ie. inverted). It is common for one or two others to hold up/ support the subject being inverted.

Daniel could barely walk straight after his third invert of the night.

by Mike776 January 26, 2011

invertigate

(adj.) characterized by an occasionally capricious disposition that undermines a prominent topic in an ongoing dialogue by redirecting conversation on the pretense of remarking on external visual stimuli.

Her remark on the scenery was no mere fleeting observation, but rather the mark of one skilled in tactically invertigate persiflage to move the discussion in another direction.

by placesense June 14, 2010

Inverted gorilla

When you fuck a fat black chick

I just had sex with a inverted gorilla

by JasonTheCagleGuy March 21, 2019

spite invite

To invite someone to an event with the main purpose of getting back at someone else who you are feeling spiteful towards, rather than because you actually want them there.

Example A:
Kevin: Do you want to be my date for Kitty's wedding?
Scotty: Oh, how appealing, a spite invite?

-- Brothers & Sisters, after Kevin finds out his boyfriend hasn't called him or left him any messages.

Example B: Your sibling pisses you off, so you go and invite their biggest enemy to your family party just to annoy your sibling. That would be a spite invite.

by Sayle September 25, 2008

Empty Invite

An invite to a place you receive from someone, this invite is given when there's no way of the person to come. This tactic is used by boys and girl usually to show interest in the other and makes them think that you truly invited them but in all seriousness they knew you wouldn't be able to come either way. **THIS IS ALL DONE VIA TEXT OR PHONE**

In the awkward moment the girl or guy can come over... your fucked and gotta pull a pretty good excuse out of your ass.

Sebastian: im watching a movie
Becky: thats fun i like movies
Sebastian: come over and watch it with me
Becky: Its like 3 am and im already in bed can't i wish though
* Empty Invite = Success *

by BIGPolishSausage September 13, 2011