Invicil

A stupid person

You are an invicil if you think the earth is flat

by breadbitch April 21, 2021

tinkers invitation

A last minute invite to a function usually as replacement for an invited person who can't make it.

I got a tinkers invitation to Julie's wedding this weekend, I wonder who bailed .

by Jessyjes November 5, 2017

Dutch invite

An invitation to something you're not welcome to attend and are expected to decline.

Abigail invited me to her birthday bash the other week, but I didn't go coz I knew it was just a Dutch invite.

by Ajacied June 20, 2020

Clean Invite

Something people say in response to not being invited to a party or some other social function.

John: Damn! that party was sick!

Max:What party?

John:The party at my house last night....

Max: Wow, clean invite

by A. Javier Gonzalez February 28, 2011

invitable

Being able to be invited.

Is she busy? Nah, totally invitable

by A very knowledged person June 20, 2018

Approach invitation

A term used in the seduction community. Approach invitation is best defined as a sign that a woman is interested in a man, and she wants him to approach her. Approach invitations come in many ways. They include prolonged eye contact, being unnecessary close to the man in particular, unnecessary hair touching/tossing, loud talking/laughing when near. In other words, the woman is trying to get his attention in a subtle, or not so subtle way. Approach invitations don't last forever though, the woman might get frustrated when her invitation is ignored after a short amount of time, and she will give up. The man needs to recognize these signs and approach her fast.

"James, stop standing against the bar like a police officer! Can't you see that HB over there that keeps glancing over to you and tossing her hair like crazy. She's giving you a massive approach invitation. Go talk to her and make her happy while you still can, you blind idiot."

by pua supreme August 21, 2009

Invitement

An invitation utilizing two or more social media platforms such as evite.com, meetup.com, Facebook, etc.

You don't wanna put that shit down on paper, you wanna go electronic and have an invitement.

by Unique Nuyorque August 27, 2013