Instagram dat Joint

To take a photograph of something strange and difficult to identify or classify such as a ghost or UFO.

Am I trippin', son? Nah look like I'm not trippin'. Instagram dat joint.

by yeewooty January 12, 2013

Instagram Normie

Someone, who shows you the memes that you saw an hour ago on Reddit and argues with you when you tell them that the meme's stolen. He/She also usually thinks that minion memes are funny and quotes like "she believed" are deep. He/She also has the urge to post about every moment of his/her life. They could be very annoying.

-"Hey! Look at this funny meme I found!"
-"You're such an Instagram Normie. This meme was stolen from Reddit. I saw it like an hour ag-"
-"NO IT WASN'T! You're just jealous that I have more followers."

by I don't recognize the bodies March 26, 2019

Instagram whore

A person who thinks having more followers than someone else makes them cool. Usually a teen, or a adult who thinks he's a teen still.

1:"hey did you see bob had 300 followers?"

2: "no, I don't really care, he's just an Instagram whore"

by TheJuicyMoose May 11, 2014

Instagame

verb/noun
The game instagrammers play in order to gain more followers/likes. Common tactics include following your prey until they follow you back and then promptly unfollowing them or using hashtags such as #follow4follow and #like4like. Another example would be asking someone to follow you and then not following them back after they have followed you.

verb:
Taras: "Hey Tim, I got Carolyn to follow me."
Tim: "Careful she doesn't instagame you. Shes a beezy."

noun:
Taras: "Tim, I lost a follower!"
Tim: "Dat Instagame doe."

by Taras M December 11, 2012

Instagrats

The generation born from 1997-current, otherwise known as Generatin Z.

You think the millenials are a bunch of pussies, wait till you get a load of them Instagrats.

by BlackRex November 25, 2019

instagram girl

A girl who tends to be very popular on Instagram, revealing or provocative with their posts, and likes to lead guys on to boost their own confidence and ego.

I wanna hook up with this one hot chick, but she's an instagram girl with low self-esteem.

by PersonSomewhere. May 7, 2018

Instaglam

A slang term for Instagram referring to the app's magical power of turning very average looking girls into babes with the use of heavy filtering, coloring, and focusing.

"Instaglam makes Shauna actually look pretty hot! In person she looks like a swamp donkey!"

by KevinBacon November 28, 2012