Post Infidel

The act of posting a response to the wrong status on Facebook. This person on your feed is so used to you responding to every status that you might as well be married. This person is now worried about you giving a response which has absolutely nothing to do with the status, and therefore knows you've been stepping out on him/her with another status.

Sheryl: What was up with your status about apples and then Theresa started talking about tampons?

Prudence: I know. I suspected she was a Post Infidel, but had to catch her in the act.

by Ramblingfreak.com July 6, 2011

Infidel meat

The name given to bacon, pork, or other meat coming from a pig by people who cannot eat it due to religious reasons. See also infidellicious

Ehab : this is delicious what is it.
Paige : pork
Ehab : what the heck you fed me infidel meat
Paige : just kidding it's a turkey burger which is even worse.

by G10pmm October 30, 2015

Infidel contraversion

It's where the version of your life is indescribably revoked by infidel behaviour; at the most disbolocal levels of every level of society. By social transformation to extensional aspects, written by heavenly description understanding as a paralegal literary phychic.

In all types of infidel contraversion my character has been called into question and I have the right to legal defense representation over that

by anonymous June 3, 2023

Angelito Is A Handsome One For Noodle (Papucho, The Infidel)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are called or named "Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)".

Person 1: Are you called or named "Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)"?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angelito Is A Handsome One For Noodle (Papucho, The Infidel)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

exclusive infidelity

When two married people are having an affair but agree to not have any additional sexual partners outside of the affair except for their respective spouses.

My mistress wants a commitment and we agreed to exclusive infidelity.

by hithere 1902 January 8, 2014

Infidelity ambassador

A person that cheats alot. They become the ambassador for infidelity.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear Tristan Thompson cheated on Khloe again?
Person 2: Yeah! People are calling him the Infidelity Ambassador

by Rosè LeBlanć July 20, 2022

streaming infidelity

The Act of watching a netflix series without your significant other (now you have to watch it again pretending that you didn't watch it the first time)

John committed streaming infidelity, now he is pretending like I don't know it sitting next to me. smh!!!

by hpat April 19, 2019