engraved invitation

a specific request or plea to do something

Bringing your video games to school is an engraved invitation for trouble.

by Light Joker May 15, 2006

Inventation

From "invent" and "invitation". Lacking a formal invitation, inventing your own; to invite one's self

I knew they wouldn't mind me coming by, but they hadn't invited me; so I went on my own inventation.

by tgrby85 August 21, 2011

incestation

When more than two relatives are romantically involved, it's an incestation.

Incestation
"Dude, I'm totally tappingmy cousin."
"I know it, man. Did you forget we're conjoined twins? I'm hitting that, too."
Incest

by Bookworm434 April 14, 2015

Alien Infestation

When one fucks somebody from behind, but through their chest, making their love truncheon penetrate their still beating heart, and getting near climax. At this point, another person will walk up and see the rod pressing against the flesh, the result being the flesh moving up and down to that persons eye. Entranced, that person will stare until the spam lance breaks the flesh through the persons chest in an alien like fashion and squirts the unsuspecting observer in the eye.

I gave some dude at that concert last night an alien infestation.

by Samuel Datu March 20, 2007

Accidental Invitation

When you're inviting individual friends to something, but other friends over hear you and ask to join, when you don't want them to.

Person 1: "Hey, Person 2, wanna go sledding tomorrow?"
Person 2: "Yeah, sure."
Person 3: "Oh, cool, sledding! Can I come?"
Person 1: ".......Okay." (FUCK! I HATE PERSON 3, HE RUINS EVERYTHING! Accidental Invitation sucks!)

by Valley Marksman January 12, 2011

Urethra Infestation

The act of inserting a large amount of insects down a male urethra in order to receive sexual pleasure

Commonly used insects include - Maggots, Spiders, Ants, Millipedes, Worms, Beetles and Bees but depending in size of penis can also include Cockroaches and Centipedes

Hey Babe, You up for some Urethra Infestation tonight? I have a female spider and her egg sac is gonna burst soon!

I had an amazing session of Urethra Infestation with Stacy the other night...i could feel the Beetles almost in my bladder!

by Mark4Fetish March 16, 2021

Anal infestation

A festation of crabs in your ass hair.

Omg. I sat on the toilet at the bar last nite, and when I woke up the next morning I freaked out 'cause I had an anal infestation.

by Kittypuppy February 15, 2009