piss in the wind

An alternative way to sing the Bob Seeger song "Against the Wind", especially if it's 3:00 a.m., and you're drunk.

Piss in the wind, keep pissing into the wind.

by MRT3 July 2, 2009

piss in the wind

Messier than swimming against the tide.

Skip to the loo, pee to the lee, my darling. Don't piss in the wind, you'll spring a leak in the dinghy.

by Horace Hornblower August 25, 2008

Pissing in the wind

The act of urinating outside during windy weather

pissing in the wind

by Hejnhhgvb November 11, 2018

Whisper in the Wind

An Awesome Move That Jeff Hardy Currently Does!

JR: Whisper in the Wind and He Brings Down The Great Khali!

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 10, 2008

blowin' in the wind

When someone is in the midst of giving you a blowjob and you break wind in their face.

Mike farted while his girlfriend was goin' down on him last night. Poor bitch was just blowin' in the wind after that.

by Cal Pewter January 20, 2007

Cheeks In The Wind

A pharse used when a male goes down on a girl and motorboats her vagina causing her "cheeks" to flap by the wind being blown into her.

Here you go Judy, Cheeks in the Wind, and you better not squirt this time

by JimmyJimmynumber45 January 26, 2011

vanished like a fart in the wind

To disappear and be 'unseen' to the wind like a fart .

Tom vanished like a fart in the wInd into the woods.

by Crgreen January 20, 2017