Important Kitten Business

Noun - Refers to a task or objective, the importance of which is appreciated only by the one doing it (such as the sort of activities kittens engage in with great enthusiasm).

(Note: The word "kitten" can be substituted with any other noun to cater to a specific situation involving non-kitten entities, for example, "Important Government Business," "Important Stoner Business," or "Important Jesus Business". Additionally, use of the word "kitten" can be retained for ironic effect even when the object of comment is not a kitten.)

Specific:

Q: "What is Snickers doing with that shoelace?"
A: "Important Kitten Business!"

Q: "Amigo has been scratching around in the litter box for like, ten minutes now."
A: "He must be doing Important Kitten Business!"

General:
Q: "What's that police roadblock all about?"
A: "Important police business!"

Q: "What is Rush Limbaugh yelling about?"
A: "Important kitten business!"

by Amiiigo!!! August 20, 2013

importality

The act of becoming so important in ones own reality as to become imortal.

A-Dawgg & Lyndz have reached the very apex of IMPORTALITY.

by Dr. Lyndsy .BK & AdamO October 21, 2006

consent is important

Consent is important! Ask for consent before having sex with someone.

1:Damn that girl is hot
2:What do you wanna have sex with her or something?
1:Yeah but she hates me
2:Then don't do it. Consent is important

by Don't go to far :) April 6, 2021

this is important

This is Important How white girls on social media describe things that are not important

@Gabrielle1738: Umm this is important *posts article about her school's mascot*

by trillestOGBASEDWORLD September 11, 2016

importanter

When everything is important you need a way to give importance to all your important items.

ex. When your boss gives you two important items you can't ask which one is important, you ask which one is importanter

This item is important, this is importanter

by flyingember April 5, 2012

Important Papers Folder

A folder containing documents of importance but with ranging categories. For short I.P.F.

Hey man, can you hand me my important papers folder? it's got my job application in it.

by The Italian Stallion Chode March 15, 2011

Importantto

Its a typo that many stupid teachers tend to make. It translates to- "Verbally not true statement"

How is McDonalds importantto to the government?

by Importantto Bun March 7, 2021