protein implant

Explaining to the adolescent ho-bag whom just swallowed your baby packet the reason why her breasts are growing at an incredible rate is that the protein from your man juice is enriching her young tities....said with the utmost scientific conviction

Protein implant; For the third time that day, Lauren was convinced her busting tities were owed to swallowing reno's protein shake.

by HI-reno June 30, 2008

implants

Man's best friend.

Implants can turn a pretty girl into a hot girl.

by Darren Sutton March 30, 2003

breast implant intellectual

Pseudo-intellectual to the highest degree. Far beyond exhibiting fake intelligence, a breast implant intellectual uses high-level vocabulary incorrectly to sound smarter. They often post on social networking sites like tumblr. and Facebook about the literature (especially coming-of-age novels) that they are currently reading to appear more intelligent. In reality, breast implant intellectuals are the dumbest motherfucking posers on the planet.

Breast implant intellectual: so, as I somnambulated through the pages of The Perks of Becoming a Wallflower, I realized that the acquiescence of the defenestratory characterization really brought out the internal struggles of the characters.
People who are actually smart: wtf srsly

by lolizzy August 2, 2012

penis implant

To implant your dick in any human orifice.

She needs a penis implant, implanted right in her snatch

by Dick Stroker September 18, 2006

watermelon implants

When a woman goes to the store to buy two watermelons, and hands the cashier a check that the memo says, "implants".

Your boobs are too small, you should get some watermelon implants.

by kimmay&jared! :D December 29, 2008

implant training

Training underwent by girls with fake tits and guys with fake dicks to make sure their implants don't fail them (and burst) when they try something vaguely related to sex

V: "Fuck man, me and S were foolin 'round y'day night and suddenly her implants burst!"
P: "That's what she gets for never going through implant training!"
V: "Colleges should make that shit a required course man!"
P: "Totally!"

by plasmafury May 20, 2010

butt implant

1.Expression used to reserve ones seat or spot for sitting. Contradicts "Move your feet, lose your seat."

Man, I dont want to lose my seat. "Butt implant!"

by ubba... July 6, 2007