IMmunIsm

its a word

thats immunism

by SeaN- and EdA- July 29, 2003

turd immunity

Often confused with "herd immunity" by people who don't want to get a vaccine even though they are able to get one. They believe that because most people around them get vaccines, they won't get it. Herd immunity works when the population that is able to receive vaccines gets them to protect people who are unable to get them(like infants), but it does not work if members of the population that is able to receive vaccines refuses them and tries to join the same class as babies and those with allergies.

Man 1: "Aren't you going to get the polio vaccine?"
Man 2: "Nah, I'll be protected by herd immunity"
-Later-
Man 2: *crippled by polio*
Man 1: Turd immunity doesn't protect against shit.

by MissLadyGrim December 16, 2015

Immunity Bravado

The egotistical and potentially mistaken belief that one is so healthy that they a) would have no issues with the Covid infection and take very little or no precautions not to get it or b) believe they probably have had a case already and it was mild since they are so healthy and are now immune and may seek an antibody test to confirm or c) they announce their wish to get infected just to get it over with and again are overconfident with their current state of health.

Vince doesn’t wear a mask when shopping at Walmart because he has immunity bravado.

by Mike S M June 17, 2020

natural immunity

When a person gets a virus their body builds up antibodies which fight off and kill the virus. The person then has natural immunity.

Its still unclear why the CDC and WHO is refusing to recognizing people who have natural immunity to the covid 19 virus. They still want people with natural immunity to get the death jab. History will show the blunders made during this pandemic.

by jimmybomm January 18, 2022

criplomatic immunity

The status attained by those who are either permanently or temporarily crippled. Since they are going through a terrible period of their lives, they deserve fringe benefits in their daily lives.

A takeoff on the phrase 'diplomatic immunity'. "Criplomatic immunity" could also be used to describe emissaries of the Crips sent to discuss matters with another gang.

The teacher granted Peter criplomatic immunity and gave him ten extra points on his next test.

by socialist March 28, 2005

diplowmatic immunity

Statutes that protect snow plow operators from liability for damaging your property.

A snow plow took out my mailbox, but I couldn't sue the city thanks to diplowmatic immunity.

by very_clever_pseudonym October 8, 2021

immunity necklace

If someone says immunity necklace, then whatever they say next cannot be judged by anyone.

Jen: immunity necklace

Judy: oh god

Jen: Madeline has a big ass nose and is a bitch

by Fireball007 September 13, 2022