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Immortals

A term that is often misused in refferance to someone really tough or is hard to kill.

The actual term means it cannot die, no matter what.

'Vampires' definition of immortality is often misleading. Where it is true vampires can live forever, they can still be killed via sunlight and other various means. This means they are, in fact, not immortal. The same goes with characters like Kratos from the video game 'God of war 2'. He had his immortality taken away, and was mortal again. Because there was a way to take away his 'immortality', he wasn't really immortal in the first place.

Immortals are not liable or subject to death. If there is a way to kill them, they aren't really immortal.

The true definition means 'unending life'.

There are several meathods of immortality. One is regenerative abilities, to be able to regenerate from absolutely nothing. Another way is resurrection, where one can never really die but instead their death is their rebirth and they simply reincarnate like a Phoenix without the use of ashes. And of course, last but not least, the invulnurable kind. The ones that you just can't harm.

Immortals have lived forever with no way of dying and were/always be around, and mortals who achieve immortality eliminate death altogether forever. This is sad however as eventually they will be forced to live in a boring and unending existence with no way out because they cannot kill themselves to stop it and no way to reverse the process. You are immortal, it's impossible become mortal again because that would mean death is a possibility, a fate impossible for an immortal.
Abundant health and vitality.
Infinite health. Automatically instant refilling health bar when it reaches zero.

Immortals can jump off a building and live.

They wouldn't die even if you killed them. There is no way to kill an immortal.

Year 1: Dude, check it out! I'm immortal!
999999999 years later:
Baaaaaaaaawwwww!!!!
by Superbad11114 June 18, 2009
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Immortal

A very great Black Metal band. Formed in 1990 in Norway by Abbath (Olve Eikemo). Lyrical themes include: Winter, Grimness, Darkness, Blashyrkh. Recently Disbanded. Long live the kings.

Last cd: Sons of Northern Darkness
"Man, it sucks that Immortal Broke up."
"Immortal still fucking rule, even if they broke up"
by Damon April 15, 2004
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impork

v. To fly in a piece of tail to "pork". To importing vagina.
Glen:
What happened to that girl you were importing?

Jordan:
Don't you mean "impork?"
by jordotech September 25, 2008
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importantance

valued by everyone but on a scale above anything relative to measurement. Way above.
The importantance of Lenny in Las Tres Puertas is unparelleled and indescribable. Ademas, inexplicable.
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important security message

A very annoying popup that freezes up your browser lies, and says you have a virus.
Making you have to do Ctrl Alt Delete to close your browser.
This is very annoying.
Damn it, the 'important security message' froze up my browser in the middle of uploading a YouTube video!
by Celifrog August 5, 2015
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Immortal meme

A meme that never seems to die
"What's with the 🅱️ emoji, its never lost popularity"
"Its an immortal meme Jones"
by BonesA May 15, 2018
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immortalpouch

based chad who possesses 4 wives, is a gaming god. no one knows what is inside his pouch. would you take a peek?
immortalpouch is so tall, he can put up a christmas tree with one hand.
by pouchguy420 February 16, 2022
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