n. The result of incorporating Ikea furniture and other merchandise to form a cozy atmosphere.
A metaphor for a serious commitment/relationship developed from or within such an environment as described above.
A metaphor for a serious commitment/relationship developed from or within such an environment as described above.
"I went shopping at Ikea yesterday to buy more stuff for my Ikea lovenest."
"I just like taking it slow. At this point of time i don't want any serious commitment, I don't want to be your only true friend who you spend all your time with, and I don't want to build a cozy ikea lovenest."
--commitment-phobic boyfriend
"I just like taking it slow. At this point of time i don't want any serious commitment, I don't want to be your only true friend who you spend all your time with, and I don't want to build a cozy ikea lovenest."
--commitment-phobic boyfriend
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Woman 1: Ooh, I love your new sofa.
Ikea Kaiser: Yes I got it from Ikea along with everything else you can see and touch
Ikea Kaiser: Yes I got it from Ikea along with everything else you can see and touch
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a store.
a furnature store.
a swedish furnature store.
-most things are cheap!
-the hot dogs are 50 cents.
-ice cream is good
-a lot of attractive people
2 bad things about the store:
-everything comes in 3 colors: blue, yellow and green. (sometimes red.)
-you have to put it all together (which can take from 2 minutes to 3 years)
a furnature store.
a swedish furnature store.
-most things are cheap!
-the hot dogs are 50 cents.
-ice cream is good
-a lot of attractive people
2 bad things about the store:
-everything comes in 3 colors: blue, yellow and green. (sometimes red.)
-you have to put it all together (which can take from 2 minutes to 3 years)
"I am so bored."
"Let's go to IKEA and hang out"
"OK, but I only have 1 dollar"
"that will buy you two hot dogs"
"ok, let's go"
"Let's go to IKEA and hang out"
"OK, but I only have 1 dollar"
"that will buy you two hot dogs"
"ok, let's go"
by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009
Get the IKEA mug.A condition caused by prolonged exposure to an IKEA store. Symptoms include irritability, tiredness, and a very strong urge to purchase an extremely large quantity of items. The only cure for this condition is to immediately proceed to the checkout stand, and leave the store as quickly as possible.
If you begin to feel irritated, or want to buy a very large amount of things, exit the store as soon as possible, as you may be suffering from IKEAnxiety.
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Unlike generic diarrhoea, Ikearrhoea (Ikearrhea in the US) is found only in food consumed in or originating from an IKEA facility.
Unlike generic diarrhoea, Ikearrhoea (Ikearrhea in the US) is found only in food consumed in or originating from an IKEA facility.
Michael; "Boss I can't come into work today, we went to IKEA at the weekend"
Boss; "Did you eat anything from there?"
Michael; "Yeah, and it seems I've got a serious bout of Ikearrhoea"
Boss; "Did you eat anything from there?"
Michael; "Yeah, and it seems I've got a serious bout of Ikearrhoea"
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Get the ikea food mug.The realest nigga you will ever meet. Along with being the realest, he is also the sexiest nigga you will ever meet. If you ever spot Ikey, hide your girl, mom, grandma, auntie, etc.
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