Ivan

Soulmate: air to your lungs. Day to your night. Blood in your veins. Beat of your heart. Only person i feel safe to sleep around. I love you with every breath i take.only one. Thing 1 . the only one. Trueloveneverends.

Soulmate. Ivan

by Starsatellitemoon13 June 15, 2019

ivan

god of big dick energy

damn that guy is cool, he's basically ivan

by breadsnorter December 9, 2019

ivanism

Illogical hacky code that is prone to fail and only apply to a single use case

This code is full of ivanisms

by pseudocoder August 7, 2017

Ivan

Russian music addiction who will drink vodka

HEY I SAW A IVAN TODAY!

by UnknownSONofAGun November 5, 2019

Ivan

The most talented guitar person in the world. He’s funny, kind, adorable, and he’s got the best hair ever. I still have yet to meet someone who’s as easy to talk to as he is.

I can’t take my eyes off of Ivan.

by picklesarecute May 4, 2021

Ivan

Someone who calls everyone he doesn't like a parasite

Ivan hates capitalism because capitalists are all parasites

by Andrew-501 June 29, 2019

Ivan

Ivan is, without any doubt, the biggest baby in the world. He’s the epitome of cuteness and love and he’s the most handsome boy anyone will ever lay their eyes on. This only goes out to IVAN. The REAL IVAN. We all know who the real Ivan is here.

“Wow, you’re such an Ivan sometimes.” *scoffs on the surface, but heart melts internally*

“Go do Ivan things.” (never change)

by Bawchicken February 3, 2021