That one kid that is always I their iPad, which usually has a thick case and is encrusted in a thicc later of snot. Commonly seen in a Wal-Mart basket with Cocomelon playing on full volume from their YouTube kids.
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There was this greasy iPad kid playing cut the rope on the iPads at maccies leaving his disgusting trail of wet stinking finger juice all over the public iPads like a shit Jackson pollock painting he tried killing himself definitely won’t be playing cut the rope again. Only cuz he tore the ceiling fan down
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Greasy IPad kid: mom I need a new iPad it only costs 29.56 dollars because I crushed it with my sheer weight of my body.
Mother: I hate these greasy iPad kids.
Mother: I hate these greasy iPad kids.
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Person: Huh? Why are you normal?
Kid: Just because I have an iPad doesn’t mean I’m weird.
Person: Oh ok phew you’re a Normal iPad Kid..
Person: Huh? Why are you normal?
Kid: Just because I have an iPad doesn’t mean I’m weird.
Person: Oh ok phew you’re a Normal iPad Kid..
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Get the Sticky ipad kid mug.A Child that has an Ipad, usually addicted. They wipe chip dust and boogers on the screen, and they bring the Ipad with them into the bathroom. Their Ipad is usually sitting on the ground covered in grease, and getting kicked by the chad older brother.
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often seen in restaurants blasting stupid fucking memes like skibidi toilet with no regard for anyone around them because their entire world revolves around the sticky, fingerprint-covered ipad.
if you try to take away the iPad they will start screaming and crying as if you just chopped off one of their limbs.
avoid them at all costs or else you risk irreparable ear-bleeds and brain damage as well as contracting whatever deadly diseases are brewing on the screen of their ipads.
they will never develop skills to thrive in boredom or think creatively because they have been taught whenever they don't know what to think about, their brains can be stimulated by loud and obnoxious tiktoks and youtube shorts.
often seen in restaurants blasting stupid fucking memes like skibidi toilet with no regard for anyone around them because their entire world revolves around the sticky, fingerprint-covered ipad.
if you try to take away the iPad they will start screaming and crying as if you just chopped off one of their limbs.
avoid them at all costs or else you risk irreparable ear-bleeds and brain damage as well as contracting whatever deadly diseases are brewing on the screen of their ipads.
they will never develop skills to thrive in boredom or think creatively because they have been taught whenever they don't know what to think about, their brains can be stimulated by loud and obnoxious tiktoks and youtube shorts.
iPad Kid: SKIBIDI TOILET I WANT MY IPAD NOW
Millenial Parent: Sure honey you can have as much unsupervised and unlimited screen time as you want! You're so cute!
7th Grade Teacher: Why do not of my students know basic grammar or english? They are operating at a 3rd grade level.
School Psychologist: They're iPad kids, all raised on technology and unable to use their brain independently.
Millenial Parent: Sure honey you can have as much unsupervised and unlimited screen time as you want! You're so cute!
7th Grade Teacher: Why do not of my students know basic grammar or english? They are operating at a 3rd grade level.
School Psychologist: They're iPad kids, all raised on technology and unable to use their brain independently.
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