iPosse

Cliques who form solely around the ownership of iPhones. Race, sex, or religion play no part in the formation of iPosses and the main topic of discussion in said posse will primarily focus on the features and apps of iPhones.

Note: iPosses may or may not act snobby towards iPhony's and/or non-Iphone owners. It all depends on the individual.

After John got the iPhone he was immediately accepted into the local chapter of the iPosse at his school.

by MickSwaggger March 28, 2009

iPod Touch

The newest AND most recently released iPod (As of 09/17/2007). iPod is taken to the next generation... of the current generation. Similar to an Apple iPhone, it has a touchscreen iPod (of its center of attention). Its other features included are maps, Safari (web browser), YouTube, and a few more. It's highly similar to the iPhone, but does not include PHONE-related features.

That iPod Touch is so cool! It's like I have an iPhone, but I can't talk to people with it! Just what I needed!

by DunKSme October 1, 2007

ipod bungee jump

when you drop your Ipod and instead of smashing on the ground it's caught by the headphone cord

"oh shit, i dropped my Ipod"
"oh wait it was just an Ipod bungee jump"

by GoldFishCrackers May 3, 2010

iPoseur

Someone who stares at their cell phone while actually doing nothing with it or randomly scrolling menus. Usually done to avoid social situations, to look busy or to show off phone iPhone.

Tom goes into iPoseur mode when he is the first to arrive at Happy Hour after work.

by Crouton Bruce June 5, 2010

iPod stoned

When, after puffing on a beefy spliff, you totally zone out whilst listening to your iPod. In this state, you will not acknowledge the world around you or any people trying to communicate to you. It's awesome... :)

Ahmed - "Dude, I'm so high... what's up with Keiran?"

Mark - "Oh, he's iPod stoned. He's been dancing in cirlces and singing for 10 minutes"

Keiran - "La la la la la WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by Dr. Bullitthead November 16, 2010

perfect ipod

a completely full ipod that, when put on shuffle, always comes up with a song that you like

finally i managed to get a perfect ipod! took a while deleting all that japanese grindcore though

by breadaman January 10, 2011

iPod Party

A group of people who listen to the same song one their own iPod at the same time and dance together. First seen on the IT Crowd (UK).

Douglas Reynholm: "I can't hear you, we're having an iPod Party!"

by Draxfear March 4, 2009