iona

all ionas look like that virgin short guy from weezer
wait there are 2 virgin short guys??

“that chick iona kinda looks like buddy holly”
someone says behind their back.

by reesesfunsizedgod September 20, 2021

Iona

A Iona is something which would want to be dissolved into separated Ions. At the same time it's not emanzipated enough to live without strong Van der Waals force.

F: I think this guy is a Iona, isn't he? R: Yeah, most certainly as we can't see the separated Ions properly.

by TokenWizard October 14, 2019

Iona Prep

4 words: gay, daddies money, fuckboy
the 3 types you will find at iona

"Iona prep is known for having beef with that other school."

by i_shit_on_schools February 2, 2023

Iona

A slag

“Omg he/she’s such an Iona”

by kenmasb1tch January 24, 2025

Iona Prep

A school where the hottest boys in westchester go. Fordham prep is so ghetto. Iona is MUCH better at every single sport. Stepinac is even more ghetto

Hot girl: OMG do you see that hot Iona Prep boy in pizza shop! Her friend: Yes, wow Iona boys are way hotter than the Fordham boys.

by hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe17 December 18, 2021

Iona

It's pronounced Y-ona

C'mon Miss Dave it's that hard. It's pronounced Iona.

by Lil' Savidge November 16, 2021

Iona matei

Amazing guy, best friend, super good looking, charming with girls, canny and humorous.

You don't interact with Iona matei? You should!

by Ala-alabama December 8, 2021