The act of mailing human fecal matter, typically your own, to an ideological, athletic, or political opponent.
"Hey Tobias, did you hear that the GOP Office in Downtown got an Intestinal Kazcynsky?"
"No, what the fuck does that mean?"
"No, what the fuck does that mean?"
by PulcherGyst May 11, 2022

put a blowtorch up someone's ass let the gas out then light the gas
now when they go to the bathroom they are fighting for their life
now when they go to the bathroom they are fighting for their life
by coastal401 May 3, 2022

by Daqkua April 14, 2016

A type of shit so dire, you’ll swear it will clear your intestines for the next week. Come with either two sensations, pure bliss of finally freeing some intestinal space, or pure agony as it tears your tender asshole to shreds. The Intestinal Doomsday only comes once during one’s lifespan, and you’ll know when it happens. Can be induced with strong laxatives and Mexican food, though this is strongly advised against.
Friend 1: “Jesus man, are you ok in there?”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”
by SquatchyDude October 20, 2019

by :0 :3 February 24, 2024

by NukeABooty May 10, 2011

As in financial due diligence, in an intestinal due diligence exercise, when you see daylight you have gone too far
by Wakahare September 11, 2022
