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Get the Improvised biological warfare mug.One of the funniest and most clever 1990s sitcoms airing on ABC. The show centered around the stand up acts of comedian, Tim Allen. His character, Tim Taylor hosts a Detroit cable tool show called Tool Time. He is very masculine and interested in all aspects of the male mind: he is always building a hotrod in the garage, is sexist, HATES the opera, grunts, loves tools, loves sports and loves building things. He is however blessed with ineptitude. His ineptitude includes anything from glueing his head to a table to falling through a roof or a portapotty to dropping a two-ton beam on his wife's car. Home Improvement had a cleverly-written script and writers. It won a number of Emmys.
Home Improvment was a great show. Gags from the show:
1. the neighbor, Wilson's face NEVER being seen
2. everybody screws up Wilson's advice.
3. Tim's wife Jill cant cook.
4. Tim is always building a hotrod in the garage.
5. Tim's cohost, Al has an obsession with flannel.
6. Tim is always making fun of Al, his mother-in-law and basically anything he doesnt understand
7. Wilson's amazing knowledge of culture and history.
1. the neighbor, Wilson's face NEVER being seen
2. everybody screws up Wilson's advice.
3. Tim's wife Jill cant cook.
4. Tim is always building a hotrod in the garage.
5. Tim's cohost, Al has an obsession with flannel.
6. Tim is always making fun of Al, his mother-in-law and basically anything he doesnt understand
7. Wilson's amazing knowledge of culture and history.
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Get the Home Improvment mug.When you ask the audience to say a place, but you just make up one yourself, and then you and your actor partner have to describe the scene and the actions you are participating in.
Person A: "Ok, improv, so where are we going?"
Person in the audience: "Your mom's ass!"
Person B: " Alright I think I heard 'ice cream parlor.' So what are we doing at the ice cream parlor?"
Another person in the audience: "Your mom in the ass!"
Person A: "Okay, so we're playing a rousing game of football. I'll just pick this up and toss it to ya..."
Person B: "Okay and I'll pretend to catch it. Wow! Great throw!"
Person in the audience: "Your mom's ass!"
Person B: " Alright I think I heard 'ice cream parlor.' So what are we doing at the ice cream parlor?"
Another person in the audience: "Your mom in the ass!"
Person A: "Okay, so we're playing a rousing game of football. I'll just pick this up and toss it to ya..."
Person B: "Okay and I'll pretend to catch it. Wow! Great throw!"
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Get the The new and improved Tamahrin mug.This is an illness that is characterized by individuals, typically middle aged males, that are caught up in a never-ending cycle of handy man projects, many of which are not completed before the next one begins.
Ben was told he was no longer allowed to go to Home Depot after he was diagnosed with Home Improvement Syndrome by his wife. She said it was a HIS problem.
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