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v.
Masturbation.
Now self-destruction...
Self-improvement is masturbation... Now self-destruction...
by dip June 29, 2004
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panty improvement

When a girl's underwear selection becomes considerably sexier after intially seeing her undress.
Adenna had a 100% panty improvement since the first time I fucked her.
by flandrman August 25, 2007
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Improvised biological warfare

When you cough or sneeze on someone to spread a disease or virus
Hey Ben I just used improvised biological warfare on the antivax kid and gave him covid-19
by Nukey dukey March 12, 2020
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Home Improvment

One of the funniest and most clever 1990s sitcoms airing on ABC. The show centered around the stand up acts of comedian, Tim Allen. His character, Tim Taylor hosts a Detroit cable tool show called Tool Time. He is very masculine and interested in all aspects of the male mind: he is always building a hotrod in the garage, is sexist, HATES the opera, grunts, loves tools, loves sports and loves building things. He is however blessed with ineptitude. His ineptitude includes anything from glueing his head to a table to falling through a roof or a portapotty to dropping a two-ton beam on his wife's car. Home Improvement had a cleverly-written script and writers. It won a number of Emmys.
Home Improvment was a great show. Gags from the show:
1. the neighbor, Wilson's face NEVER being seen
2. everybody screws up Wilson's advice.
3. Tim's wife Jill cant cook.
4. Tim is always building a hotrod in the garage.
5. Tim's cohost, Al has an obsession with flannel.
6. Tim is always making fun of Al, his mother-in-law and basically anything he doesnt understand
7. Wilson's amazing knowledge of culture and history.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com October 15, 2007
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Improv

When you ask the audience to say a place, but you just make up one yourself, and then you and your actor partner have to describe the scene and the actions you are participating in.
Person A: "Ok, improv, so where are we going?"
Person in the audience: "Your mom's ass!"
Person B: " Alright I think I heard 'ice cream parlor.' So what are we doing at the ice cream parlor?"
Another person in the audience: "Your mom in the ass!"
Person A: "Okay, so we're playing a rousing game of football. I'll just pick this up and toss it to ya..."
Person B: "Okay and I'll pretend to catch it. Wow! Great throw!"
by snorts February 12, 2019
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The new and improved Tamahrin

He is still the guy with the biggest dick on this planet we call earth. He is 13 years old at the moment I’m writing this. He is very cute and unique. He is very loyal. If you lose Tamahrin and it’s your fault just now you FUCKED UP. Tamahrin will forever be faster than everyone... except Kevin
The new and improved Tamahrin is the guy with the biggest dick
by Jesus_god May 9, 2019
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home improvement syndrome

This is an illness that is characterized by individuals, typically middle aged males, that are caught up in a never-ending cycle of handy man projects, many of which are not completed before the next one begins.
Ben was told he was no longer allowed to go to Home Depot after he was diagnosed with Home Improvement Syndrome by his wife. She said it was a HIS problem.
by Papa on Whidbey December 31, 2011
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