immortalization

The act of trying to add a word to urbandictionary so that one's creative word-smithing can become immortalized. Coined by Anthony Holden on Facebook late March 2009.

Dude, what the hell does that mean?

Man, I don't know, I just made that shit up.

Well you're one witty mother fucker. You oughtta patent that shit or something.

Dude, I already submitted it to urbandictionary.com for immortalization.

by MasterOpieWan March 26, 2009

Immorticide

The act of committing eternal life.

Now that you've committed immorticide, you will never die, not even if you're chopped into atoms, stuck into fifty thousand supermassive black holes, and live to one hundred sextillion googolplex years after the death of the universe. God can't kill you. The destruction of the omniverse can't kill you. And you're going to experience all of it and all the pain, too.

by Mr. Doomburg February 3, 2014

Immortal

the type of person that the snail approaches

try and run if you wish but the inevitability of the snail will never let you truly rest

immortal snail: you cannot stop me.

by gechlorsh the unfathomable October 28, 2021

Immortal Rizz

When you have so much rizz (ability to pull) you still have it when you die

Guy 1:"Broo watch me rizz up this girl"
Guy 2:"If you can do that you got immortal rizz"

by Demo-X January 30, 2023

Homo immortalis omnipotent

The next step in evolution, from Homo sapiens sapiens to Homo immortalis omnipotent

Science, Gene Engineering, Nano Technology, Epigenesis, Astrophysics
etc. and Extra Terrestrial Migration will allow for “Goal Oriented Evolution”, leading to Homo immortalis omnipotent

by Raumship One March 19, 2021

Immortal house of pancakes

A pancake house funded and run by the music legends abbath, horgh, and demonaz of the country music group immortal. The restaurant is most popularly noted for having exemplary eggs and sausage, and for the fact that the building itself is made of frozen ogre piss.

I ate at the Immortal house of pancakes and it was fucking cold inside.

by incipitsathanas April 6, 2008

immortal technique

The best lyracist alive today and possibly ever. Not a single song boring or meaningless.
Best songs:
Point of no return
Causes of death
Dancining with the devil
Freedom of Speech
Audio technician
(Fuck it thers 2 albums an every song is intense)

"The evolution of the world bloody and dramatic
Human beings killing monkeys to conquer the planet,
The Kingdoms of Africa and Missopatania
Machine Gun your Body with depleted uranium
This is the age of microchips and titanium
The dark side of the moon and contact with aliens"
*Point of no return ~Immortal Technique

"You swallow propoganda like a birth control pill
selling your soul to the eye on the back of the dollar bill
But that will never be me coz im leaving the past
like an abused wife with the kids leaving your ass
like a drug addict clean and sober leavin the stash
Unbreakable technique leaving the plane crash".
*Leaving the past

by Tezza07 December 12, 2008