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torture for students so that they have a 0.000001% increased chance of getting into uni
"She takes the IB so she's only half alive."
by ayyeeeeeeebrother October 09, 2019
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international baccalaureate, in britain is owning a levels. helps you to get out of the shithole that is england. insanely hard to get in to if you are not upper class and your dad owns a bentley and a small indonesian island.
chav:hey i melon farming hate it round here
IB guy:see you later dickhead
by granty April 05, 2005
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"International Baccalaureate." An academic program that rounds up a school's most open-minded, intellectually gifted, and mentally hard students and beings breaking them and their sanity apart piece by piece.
"Hey, are you in IB?"

"Ye...yea..." *starts crying*
by avia-tor January 24, 2019
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A quote on quote "gifted" student school where anybody can get in and you get to have fun being accused of things you didn't do by Fake Pussy-Ass Faggots who have no other purpose in life but to snitch on you and suck the principles dick when it comes to EOC (End of Course) exams.
Getting told on for cheating on a big exam in an IB school when innocent
by The Almighty Monsta June 08, 2011
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a program at select high school for so called nerdy/geeky kids to supposedly prepare them for life
normal kid: dude, youre a dumbass.
IB kid: no way dude. im in IB.
normal kid: dude, youre a nerd
by grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr September 04, 2006
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International Baccalaureate.
aka "Intelligent Bastards"
aka "Inherently Boring"
etc.
International program for students who suppose themselves to be smart. Typically an elitist program.
"IB fries your brain"
by Kane Millard May 31, 2004
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you think you’re getting into a good school, but in reality you’re going to a ghetto hell hole and you’re gonna have panic attacks and mental breakdowns weekly.
i swear to god, if i have to do one more IB criterion assignment i’m going to jump out a 15th story window into a bat of acid with hungry sharks swimming in it.
by stressydepressylemonzesty February 20, 2020
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