IB

A program that aims directly at destroying the hearts and souls of anyone that gets accepted. Although commonly thought to be a gifted program, all it does it teaches you how to have very high levels of stress. Some benefits of this program are that is teaches you that you can do a major project in one night if you put your mind to it

IB Student: "I just did my whole IA in one night."
vs.
Normal Student: "OMG, I had to write a THREE paragraph essay last night, school is so hard."

by Anonymous IB Student September 29, 2017

IB

international baccalaureate, in britain is owning a levels. helps you to get out of the shithole that is england. insanely hard to get in to if you are not upper class and your dad owns a bentley and a small indonesian island.

chav:hey i melon farming hate it round here
IB guy:see you later dickhead

by granty April 5, 2005

IB

"International Baccalaureate." An academic program that rounds up a school's most open-minded, intellectually gifted, and mentally hard students and beings breaking them and their sanity apart piece by piece.

"Hey, are you in IB?"

"Ye...yea..." *starts crying*

by avia-tor January 23, 2019

IB

A quote on quote "gifted" student school where anybody can get in and you get to have fun being accused of things you didn't do by Fake Pussy-Ass Faggots who have no other purpose in life but to snitch on you and suck the principles dick when it comes to EOC (End of Course) exams.

Getting told on for cheating on a big exam in an IB school when innocent

by The Almighty Monsta December 1, 2011

IB

a program at select high school for so called nerdy/geeky kids to supposedly prepare them for life

normal kid: dude, youre a dumbass.
IB kid: no way dude. im in IB.
normal kid: dude, youre a nerd

by grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr September 3, 2006

IB

International Baccalaureate.
aka "Intelligent Bastards"
aka "Inherently Boring"
etc.
International program for students who suppose themselves to be smart. Typically an elitist program.

"IB fries your brain"

by Kane Millard May 30, 2004

IB

A program created in an attempt to control the minds of the youths(now starting in elementary school) of the future, implemented by Swiss lawn gnomes, by preventing their exposure to the outside world.

The state goals of the program are to provide students with an education rounded out accross five program areas ("groups") - including Language 1, Language 2, Social Sciences, Science, Math, and Art/Option. Additional elements of the program include CAS (a system used to force students out of the house once in a while), ToK (philosophy) and Extended Essay.

In an attempt to shove too much information down the throats of students, the program ends up significantly improving the core skill required to succeed in IB: Bullshit. The phrase I.B. therefore I B.S. comes from this.

if you dont get straight A' s on your IB end course exam your parents will beat you again

by weryvxg August 22, 2017