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Olivian Heterophobia

When you refuse to watch the PDA of straight couples, because you are not-so-secretly jealous, but you are fine with "totally platonic queer friends" cuddling.
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Heterophobia

Heterophobia: is technically an irrational fear of heterosexuals or heterosexuality or heterosexual behavior/activities due to the prefix hetero- , and phobia which is an irrational fear of something. In other words its another term thats been constructed to be bandied about and weaponized, in the same way as homophobia is. A key difference is that heterophobia is used more satirically and homophobia is used more offensively. But neither term is ever used to define the ideas or behavior of an individual or group, or a mentality etc. etc. Where a genuine irrational fear exists.
Heterophobia: the irrational fear of heterosexuals.

"Dave was knocked back at the door and refused entry to the gay bar because he said he was straight when the bouncer asked if he was gay, because the bouncer was gay and didnt like straight people"
Or:
"When Simon was walking down the street with his boyfriend craig last week he saw a man and his girlfriend kissing on a bench, his blood ran cold! He started to tremble and sweat, as they approached but when he saw the man had his finger deep in the girls crotch he couldn't take it any longer, he let out an ear piercing shriek and ran as fast as he could the opposite way".
by Fagdar_activated July 6, 2022
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Heterophobia

Unreasonable, unjustified fear, bias and prejudice of heterosexuals (straight people) who know God and avoid evil, abominations such as sexual activitiesr that go against God's ordinance.
Person 1: You don't support the LGBT community? Why not!? How come you're not gay? Are you homophobic?!
Person 2: No I'm not homophobic, I'm heterosexual. I don't get involved in homosexuality and condone abomination.. Not interested in being homo. I think it's against natural order.
Person 1: Oh no! I don't like you already! Who do you think you are!! You're not gay because youre scared of gay people!! Thats why you don't support us!!

Person 2: Falsely accusing me of fear because I choose to live by God's order and choose not to be homosexual is bullying and slander and shows your heterophobia.
by Safari Bougie April 28, 2021
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Hydrophobia

Aversion to getting sex/getting hooked. Opposite of being thirsty.
That guy has hydrophobia. He left the girl's room when she undressed for him.
by Orionx April 6, 2015
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Heterophobia

Heterophobia is the fear of heterosexuality and traditional values. Similarly to homophobia, a heterophobe is one who denies what one actually is at a subconscious level. To deny heterophobia is to also deny homophobia - the same principles of logic and consciousness apply to both definitions. The more one mocks breeders and their heteronormative lifestyle, the more likely one is a suppressed heterosexual.
Dwizel: I really hate those cis people! Why can't I discuss my adventurous, pansexual lifestyle in an open forum in the town library?

Glinth: They needs to stop talking like that! Get over this heterophobia and stop being a heterophobe.
by doug1ness September 7, 2022
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Heterophobia

Something that really just doesn’t exist as straight people have never had to worry about being raped, murdered, beaten, or kicked out of their home for being straight and have never truly faced oppression and real discrimination for being straight.
Person 1: ugh I hate straggots, they’re such assholes.
Person 2: bro that’s heterophobia, not cool.
Person 1:…
by Va1_en January 21, 2022
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Hyperphobia

1: I think Jim has Hyperphobia.

2: What the hell does that mean?
1: Fear of the 4th dimension
2: You know just adding Hyper to the front doesn't make it 4D right?
by Anton.exe May 13, 2022
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