Joseph Victor Humphrey

SEX GOD. Legend, smart, funny, borderline creepy. Can talk to any girl. Needs to cut his hair. Looks Like Jesus. Has a massive schlong.

Look, it's Joseph Victor Humphrey. Let's see what crazy things he has to say today.

by yurt1234 April 8, 2022

A Humphrey

Pulling a Humphrey is when one inserts/penetrates an individual of the female sex whilst discarding/contracting contents of the uterine walls.

I’m so lonely and the bitch next door is on her period and just got chlamydia from unit 11, fuck it I’ll pull a Humphrey.

by A Helping Friend December 10, 2019

Humphrey Milton

Humphrey Milton is a loving and caring child. He is 3. He also thinks that he is a cat called whiskers

"Who is whiskers" Oh that's Humphrey Milton isn't he sweet.

by MilesMilton January 5, 2022

steamed Humphrey

A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”

Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.

by Bitcheloid January 24, 2023

Humphrey Bogart

When you pass someone the pen and they just keep holding it.

“Hey Humphrey Bogart, you wanna pass that back??”

by MilkHandles June 6, 2020

Ethan Humphrey

he is a real g always helping his homies out he is just overpowered in the girl department he says 1 a day to keep the herpes away make no sense but no1 cares

Ethan Humphrey is a real g

by ya nans worst noightmare October 7, 2020

Humphrey

A large and stale bowel movement that has been inside you for 48 hours. “Hey, what’s that smell?!Do you have a sewage problem?” “No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”

“Damn, did a sewage line break?” “ No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”

by Mark Tweak January 23, 2021