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Zach Humphrey

A male (usually white) who is wanted by ladies, so he can make sweet, hot, passionate sex at them.
man, i wish I was a zach humphrey
by YAA YAA BITCH May 20, 2009
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Dirty Humphrey Davy

Forcing a light bulb of any desirable size into a rectum and kicking it until it breaks
Bitch almost broke my dick so I gave her a dirty Humphrey Davy.
by SHitFiStER101 February 24, 2011
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George Humphrey

Wait... there’s a night out there named George Humphrey?
by Witniggacheese69 November 12, 2019
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Tate Humphrey

A sexy white male with a fat bulge
Tate Humphrey is soo Fuckin sexy!!
by ZestyNuts September 11, 2023
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Hungry Humphrey

Hungry Humphrey is a 2.1 4☆ XL level about its namesake Hungry Humphrey.
He's Humphrey. He's Hungry. He's Hungry Humphrey.
by MuGu47 October 2, 2023
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Joseph Victor Humphrey

SEX GOD. Legend, smart, funny, borderline creepy. Can talk to any girl. Needs to cut his hair. Looks Like Jesus. Has a massive schlong.
Look, it's Joseph Victor Humphrey. Let's see what crazy things he has to say today.
by yurt1234 April 8, 2022
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Mkenzie Humphrey

Often associated as being a monkey who leaves bananas all over the place. Usually goes by the nickname "NiggaCoon"
Hey look at that guy talking to Megan. He's such a mkenzie humphrey
by Unkxwn May 12, 2019
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