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hot rod, dong, willy nilly

a large thing that defines man.
Mary: how long is yours
David: 14 inches
Mary: stud
David: wanna see it
Mary: yikes...................hoochie mama
by Anonymous September 8, 2003
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Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.
In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.
by weave March 24, 2003
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Hot Rod

Sticking a rod in the fire then plunging it feeling her vagina and let her pussy juice Cool it down
I can't wait to hot rod Julia and her roast beef vag
by Hotrodatron April 24, 2017
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Hand Butt Hot Rod

After your Bro has a really wicked crap after Taco Times Taco Tuesday special; you grab his penis and floss his butt with it.
Wednesday after Jimmy Ate at Taco Time for Taco Tuesday he had a wicked case of the runs. So when it started running down his leg I grabbed his member and Jammed it in between his cheeks and gave him a good old fashioned hand butt hot rod.
by swtbbybuttcheeks February 3, 2020
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Hot Rod Garage

Hot Rod Garage is a famous term used to describe the Vagina of a “taken” women who leaves men believing they have a chance at sleeping with her by either:

1. Appearing single to society, male friends or men in particular, But seems to be the only one clueless as to how.
Or
2. Completely disregards her counterpart in the company of men or on social platforms, making others believe they’re on the market.
“My girlfriend Lexi has uses every social media but there’s zero posts about me!! And she never up the guys she’s friends with or even acquainted with”

“Sorry bro she has a Hot Rod Garage. If she keeps you separate and never brings you up around her guy friends than obviously she’s thinking of another mans Dick”
by H03S-aint-L0ya1 July 21, 2019
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pennsylvania hot rod

a pennsylvania hot iron is when a man gets a rod of steel and a lighter and heats the rod until it is red hot then shoves it up a girls ass or pussy and fucks it violently. then he repeats. then he fucks the girls burnt pussy for a more rigid pleasureable feel and cums on the hot rod and makes the girl lick the cummed on hot rod.
1. Brian: hey man i just gave that girl the best pennsylvania hot rod ever!
Jim:did her ass steam shitty steam?
brian: indeed.

pennylania hot rod
by nuttermcbuttfucker May 18, 2011
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hot rod gasket

I went to the 7-11 for a hot rod gasket but the lady there didn't understand. I had to show her...
by Bluesheart June 9, 2016
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