Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple

Desperately trying to ditch an object that harms its holder.

In the Ready Player One movie, the High Five were passing along Chucky the Living doll in hopes of not getting stabbed. They were Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple. ...get it? Li-like a grenade?

by The Logical Fallacy May 29, 2018

Hot potato pass

A Lydia Allen special

Gosh, this lloyd werft enquiry is a hot potato pass

by Jbtsetfkp May 30, 2018

hot potato wasp slide

sticking your cock out of your pants then going up to a bee or wasp nest and shoving your cock in and out of the nest several times till you have multiple sting marks on your dick and balls then take a shit and go to the nearest grassy area and try and slide through your shit a couple times then go to the nearest pool, water park, lake, or any body of water and throw your poop at people yelling Marco polo.

George: hey Barbara I did the hot potato wasp slide in the El Alamein Memorial Fountain in Sydney.
Barbara: yeah I did too.
George: but you don't have a dick?
Barbara: I do its just hidden.
George: oh shit what a day!

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 10, 2018

Bulgarian Hot-Potato

The act of excreting waste into another beings sneaker or other various footwear.

Travis: yo Hudson, did you Bulgarian Hot-potato sean's sneakers again?!

Hudson: Totally brah i Bulgarian hot potato errbody, and their grandma!!

by MrSovietMudkip August 5, 2011

Hot German Potato Salad

A man lies naked and spread eagled on a picnic blanket. A picnic basket with a hole cut out of the bottom is placed over his face. This should be a snug fit. His partner then proceeds to lift the lid and crap into the basket over his face, while throwing uncooked bacon at his erection, strip by strip.

Melissa planned a romantic, indoor picnic for our anniversary. I was even more surprised when she offered me a Hot German Potato Salad. Now I get all hot when I see bacon!

by Choco Ison April 3, 2009

Hot Potato

A hot girl who has the personality of a potato

Jessica is hot, but she has no personality. She a hot potato

by Jwidhdisndh July 2, 2020

Hot Potato

The big chunk of ash that falls off the blunt when it’s your turn because everyone else before you was too lazy to ash it.

“I’ve hot potatoed on Brad’s bed so many times.”
“I hot potato every time Chad is to my left.”

by greensnbeans May 24, 2019