Open-Face Hot Lunch

A Hot Lunch without the plastic wrap.

An open-face hot lunch is when some shits on your face without the plastic wrap needed in a Hot Lunch.

by Cleveland T. Steamer October 20, 2008

american hot lunch

Sexual encounter in which the gentleman pokes his pink pogo-stick into a ladies mouth, through a turd on a piece of cling film.
Particularly popular in Germany. Ironically

'What better gift on the anniversary of their wedding than an American Hot Lunch,' thought Geoffrey as he pushed his shit stained cock through the clingfilm into Josi's gaping cake hole. He always was a romantic chap.

by James M.A M May 8, 2006

mecha hot lunch

A hot lunch, but with tin foil instead of seran wrap.

Come get your mecha hot lunch.

by greengrounds December 25, 2009

kosher hot lunch

the same as the infamous hot lunch, except you must first take the poo poo to be blessed by a certified kosher rabbi. very important if the female recipient is of the jewish faith and wishes to abide by her up bringing.

"Sweetie, do u wanna go get a sandwich or would u prefer a HOT LUNCH???"
"I know a great spot where we can both get an awesome KOSHER HOT LUNCH!!!"

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

Antarctic Hot Lunch

An alternative to the hot lunch or American hot lunch, in which a well-endowed gentleman inserts his large and extremely solid penis into his partner's mouth, which is lined with clingfilm. After vigorous thrusting and sucking actions, he ejaculates powerfully through the clingfilm, and his ice-hard erection 'thaws' or 'melts' into a soft wet mess laced with plastic. The activity is said to be popular with environmentalists, mimicing the thawing of icecaps, thus having extra emotional depth.

"We were so moved by watching Blue Planet and seeing the icebergs melt, Steve insisted on giving me an Antarctic Hot Lunch in honour of it. Is was very moving actually".

by Clive_Dennis May 14, 2025

Hot Box Lunch

While getting head under the covers, pull the sheets tight so she is forced to deep throat your hog. Let out the largest fart you can muster and bust your load to the back of her throat. giving her a hot box and a lunch all at once

Carrin did not like the Hot Box Lunch Nick gave her

by 9 in Sammy December 21, 2008

hot bag lunch

when you burp into a vagina, either on purpose or by accident.

"After my chili cheese fries, I accidentally hot bag lunched my girl when she asked me to go down on her"
"My girl likes the way my warm breath feels when I hot bag lunch her"

by Deadbrother February 4, 2009