Hot Carl

The act of punching/hitting a woman, rendering her unconscious and then taking a dump on her chest.

She was a bit unsure about anything involving poo so I gave her a Hot Carl and made the decision for her.

by jacklovesold March 3, 2009

Hot Carl

A hot carl is where you are masterbating and you give your penis an indian burn.

She totally gave me a hot carl, and it fuckin hurt.

by David Elpers August 30, 2006

Hot Carl

A hot sexy fucking blonde you would love to fuck her she gives amazing deep throat.

I would love to have a Hot Carl.

by Harry Pness April 3, 2015

Hot Carl

Getting a Blow Job while sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

Getting your dick sucked while shitting (Hot Carl)

by Hot Fred February 22, 2011

Hot Carl

This is the act of rubbing one out, then smaking the paydirt of your labor into someones face.

My girlfriend wouldn't give me any last night, so I gave her a Hot Carl while she was sleeping.

by Scooterlicious April 28, 2008

hot carl

When having sex, to defecate on someone's chest. Often rubbing your penis in it.

Jonny gave Sandy a Hot Carl

by TimmyB May 19, 2005

hot carl

A hot carl is when you are doing someone in the butt and the person taking it shits on your penis. Then they use the shit as a lube and whack you off.

Colby wanted to give Wes a hot carl for his birthday.

by nnnnnn July 28, 2008