Hoovered

Successfully blackmailed back into a romantic relationship by someone who used serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover)

She hoovered me back by saying she would kill herself if I didn't love her. What else could I do?

by Auntie-Nyms September 22, 2010

berthroldt hoover

best boy cutest lovely man i love him mwah mwah

berthroldt hoover deserved better

i love berthroldt hoover!

by ack1ch February 26, 2021

ritual Hoover

Oral sex; fellatio; blow job. The act of using one's mouth to stimulate a guy's penis for the purpose of sexual gratification.

I really can't find much fault with Monica Lewinsky...if I had had a chance to perform the ritual Hoover on the President, I would have done it, if for no other reason than to have an incredible story to tell my grandchildren one day.

by rgcmd April 21, 2009

the hoves

A state of being extremely jealous of women in another man's company, even if you have never met her before. Extremely contagious; symptoms include schweffing, cockblocking, and moaning about being so alone. Exacerbated when the guy accompanying the girl is a dickhole and/or friend.

Guy 1: Look at that ginger cunt with that hot girl... What a jeb end!

Guy 2: I saw her first asshole, stay the fuck away!

Guy 3: You guys have a bad case of the hoves...

by Booms and Yawne October 14, 2011

Hooven

To be high

Bruh jack that weeds got me so hooven

by Footyume April 6, 2019

Herbert Hoover middle school

A school with a bunch of rich hoes who think they can get away with anything and are so dumb. And also people who can’t live without being high or Hooking up with people

Herbert Hoover middle school is a shitty place

by Egg3305 October 7, 2018

Herbert Hoover Middle School

A school in Potomac, Maryland that's pretty cool, and almost everyone is at least decently rich. Really smart school and a lot of Asians. (But seriously, it's around 36% Asian.) Teachers are fine, named after Herbert Hoover, but it's a public school, what do you expect?

Also abbreviated as HHMS

Guy 1: Lol I go to Herbert Hoover Middle School.
Guy 2: Dang you must be rich
Guy 1: No, it's a public school lmao

by sirswagger21 July 25, 2020