katie holmes 

B-List actress who is rising to the top of the Hollywood ladder by being Tom Cruise's beard (Sorry ladies, but he is very much a friend of Dorothy's). Has two different facial expressions and a large birthmark on her rump. Claims to be a virgin, but at 26- honestly, come on!

Person 1: This person is a bad actress!
Person 2: Yeah, that's Katie Holmes. At least she's riding on Tom Cruise's coattails so she'll go "somewhere"...

katie holmes by LolaLola August 31, 2005

katie holmes 

1. To sell you soul for A-list stardom. see: easy virtue

I used to like Katie Holmes, but now she's just a knocked-up ho.

katie holmes by Mona Lott May 18, 2006

John Holmes 

An adult film star who got his start in pornographic films in the 1960s. Holmes was born John C. Estes, August 8, 1944, in Pickaway County, Ohio. He died March 13, 1988, of complications related to AIDS. Holmes was widely publicized as having a penis ranging from 12.5 to 18 inches, though adult stars routinely inflate their measurements. A recent attempt at discerning his length by comparing images of his penis to images of his other body parts produced a figure of 8.75 inches. The 1997 film "Boogie Nights" is loosely based upon Holmes' life.

John Holmes was one of the great stars of the Golden Age of Porn.

John Holmes by Jake in NYC December 29, 2005

sherlock holmes morning 

When you wake up not sure where you are or where you've been. This usually happens after a night of drinking too much, or just enough. The first thing you deduce is where your at. The best is your own bed with a hottie. If not find your pants and try and find someone you know.

After this is done you check your cell phone to see who you called and texted. This may require apologies laterdepending on the time and what sounded good last night.

Then you start checking your surroundings, is that blood or pizza sauce all over my shirt? Why does my leg hurt when I try to stand? Where is my other shoe?

After you make sure that nothing requires medical attention its time to start calling your friends like sherlock holmes to figure out what the hell happened this morning.

I had one hell of a sherlock holmes morning, I woke up on a park bench with a dead squirrel.

sherlock holmes morning by cafiend March 27, 2008

Emilie Holmes 

She is a nasty spiteful bitch who steals your best friend and gets away with it, she is sly and a terrible person to be around and is just ugly.

girl1 “ewww who’s she?”
Girl2”that’s Emilie Holmes”
Girl1”ewww she’s ugly and flat”

Emilie Holmes by Big flat Nigga January 19, 2020

Wayne Anthony Holmes 

The biggest twat you will ever meet.

Delusional twat that hates Ronnie O’Sullivan and loves his bum boy Judd Trump as he tweets about him all day

Get off the pipe Wayne Anthony Holmes

Wayne Anthony Holmes by Urban Cocker 500 August 27, 2020

Polack Holmes 

A clueless and unobservant Polish person; derived from a sarcastic play on the name of famously observant and perceptive detective, Sherlock Holmes.

"Did you know that my dad drinks a bottle of vodka a day? I think he might be an alcoholic."

"No kidding, Polack Holmes."

Polack Holmes by Shmingus Dingus October 9, 2009