hoeser

A women who poses poser as a hoe.

Look at that hoeser; dressing like that just to get attention.

by Trail_Mix January 17, 2009

housefill

Another way to say bullshit; specifically referring to someone who lies about their own achievements or talents. Based upon the fake books or appliances one might use to fill an empty house for sale to make it look better.

Guy1: I know JK Rowling in real life!
Guy2: That's housefill.

by ChibiChibi August 14, 2008

Horsefield

A quick-mouthed person, usually one pretending to be of higher class than actually is. They make themselves feel bigger and better by telling tragic stories of old regarding themselves to lost wanderers near dark forests.

Person 1: That old bastard just tried to hock me a condom by telling me it's a family heirloom carrying an evil curse that's killing his whole family...

Person 2: wtf?? Don't take it personally, man, he's just a horsefield scum...

by VoraciousViixen January 15, 2010

Hoesey

sHE tHICC but SHe aINT THinK

Hoesey is my daddy

by stijndapig February 13, 2018

horseface

WNBA Players. Awkwardly long faced and buck-toothed female basketball players.

Dude #1 "The horseface championship game is on tonight."
Dude #2 "Who cares!"

by peppattyisnotgay January 31, 2008

hoeser

A women who acts or looks like a hoe, but in reality is not

Carly's such a hoeser, she always wears push up bras and low cut shirts, but she never has had sex

by ScottyBoy771 May 10, 2010

horseface

Usually referring to a chick. Pertains to the physical characteristics of a girl's face. Characteristics include big buck teeth, protruding chin, and/or obnoxious naying sounds while breathing.

That SBC chick is a total horseface, so it's no wonder she has slept with all of HSC.

by Babbaganoosh August 31, 2005