one who dates little rodents but who has sex with everyone else but hoffer, esp while on spring break trips.
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A person (male or female) that often has cankles, is either grossly overweight (we're talking ripples and folds upon folds here) or are just really ugly and can't walk properly up stairs because,
1. They are grossly overweight and...
2. They don't know how to walk up stairs without stomping and making the apartment block shudder while doing so.
Generally, Moose-Heffers are lovely people.
1. They are grossly overweight and...
2. They don't know how to walk up stairs without stomping and making the apartment block shudder while doing so.
Generally, Moose-Heffers are lovely people.
Have you seen her? What a Moose-Heffer?
or
Oh God, it's Moose-Heffer. Brace yourself for the shuddering as she stomps up the stairs on her stumpy cankles
or
Oh God, it's Moose-Heffer. Brace yourself for the shuddering as she stomps up the stairs on her stumpy cankles
by Simon Whiteside February 1, 2005
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often can be seen riding the shortbus to school or trimming his dirtstache.
A typical dustin hoffer is interested in 3 things, men, twinkies and raping squirrels
every school has one,. you just have to find who the REAL dustin hoffer is. he mist likely is trying to share urinals with foreighn kids, or talking about penises 24/7.
often can be seen riding the shortbus to school or trimming his dirtstache.
A typical dustin hoffer is interested in 3 things, men, twinkies and raping squirrels
every school has one,. you just have to find who the REAL dustin hoffer is. he mist likely is trying to share urinals with foreighn kids, or talking about penises 24/7.
by mac merritt October 14, 2011
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-i know man she's so conceited and thinks she's so hot with her sparkly purse and tight jeans
-i know man she's so conceited and thinks she's so hot with her sparkly purse and tight jeans
by HereNthere November 1, 2009
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by Corb August 29, 2004
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Pronunciation: 'heff-er-thrush-er-ment'
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin Heffersher
Date: 14th century
1 : upsidedown I 1
2 : often capitalized : Chris is retarded
Pronunciation: 'heff-er-thrush-er-ment'
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin Heffersher
Date: 14th century
1 : upsidedown I 1
2 : often capitalized : Chris is retarded
by Anastasia November 4, 2004
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