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hock head

A huge fan of the sport hockey
Can’t wait for the hockey season to start, I’m a huge hock head!
by DemonxxWolf May 8, 2019
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Chance Hock

Sexy ass man who I want to marry one day:,)
by Ilovechancehock July 11, 2019
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Hock a Dookie

If you Hock a Dookie while eating, that turd is going to land in your food.
by TheTrueBrawler January 25, 2022
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Hock a dookie

Oh man, I just hocked a fat dookie in the toilet.

Hock a dookie
by wolddir January 21, 2022
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The James Hock

Used to be my chem teacher, now sold out and teaches physics to scrubs. left me with the fucking hampster/teddy rosevelt. fucking cock tease
I love the sherrif
by Jesus September 21, 2003
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hocked in a skip

Mid-western slang. It mean to be thrown in a dumpster.
Kaya: Dude... i feel like i was just hocked in a skip...
Morgan: i know the feeling.
by Cherry on topp April 10, 2006
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HOCKNESS-MONSTER.

A male lizard-like creature who can be found in bars sheding his scaley skin all over the intoxicated females whilst downing considerably large quantities of alcohol, library's doing mainly the same, or playing computerized football tournaments with fellow lizararians. Whilst the Hockness monster is mainly native to Essex and the surrounding areas as it is a suitable habitat for hunting and hosts a wealth of prey, it has occasionally been known to migrate for BUSINESSSSS purposes.
-HOLY S**T MAN!? did you see that "HOCKNESS-MONSTER." just lizard his way in with those girls!? What a slime-tastic maneuver . . . . . . . . . . -That lizard's got bare game dun, he like a komodo dragon and ting, DECENT.
by Scaryt8 October 21, 2010
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