History

The most useless subject in the world.

History sucks ass, dude.

by CookingDevice January 6, 2008

History

The boring subject we all learn in school.

The past time of our age

Len: Awww dang! History is our next class

Caryl: YAHOO! Another class to take a long relaxing nap in

Len: *Thinking*(yeah....why does caryl need to learn it if he's gonna end up working in McDonalds anyway)

Caryl: *Thinking*(hmmmm i wonder if History is related to life.....Len needs to get more sleep anyway)

by Pinacolada June 28, 2007

history

a class i which the teacher always says "thank you, thank you, jeffery thank you, yes yes thank you

teacher:what is history
jeffery:something that happened in the past
teacher:thank you, thank you, yes yes jeffery thank you

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

history

History is what the Japanese word hi-su-to-ri sounds like. A real word, it is short for hysterics, usually utterd when someone loses his cool and makes an un necessary outburst.
It is spoken without inflection, or you become Hi-su-to-ri too!

Hey, that is my pizza!
History! (Hi-su-to-ri!) Just get another one from the box!

by Tony Kessler August 24, 2006

History

The worst school subject every created.

Baje:Hey D-rad you ready for our stupid history class.
D-rad:nope.

by dman6493 February 3, 2009

browser history

Something that you clear after making a mess on your monitor.

I had to clear browser history after I made all the mess.

To clear browser history on Google Chrome, use the shortcut : Ctrl+Shift+Delete

by Asdfefwhefhwe January 19, 2014

Horrible Histories

A brilliant, historically accurate comedy sketch show on the BBC. The first series of Horrible Histories aired in 2009 and the subsequent seasons in 2010 and 2011. Series 4 is nearing the end of filming and is due to be released sometime in 2012. The cast of Horrible Histories includes Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond, Martha Howe-Douglas and Simon Farnaby.

Person 1: Horrible Histories is the best show ever!!

Person 2: Of course it is! Its just AMAZING!! I love Horrible Histories! :D

Person 3: Did you guys just say Horrible Histories? That show is brilliant!

by Lod. November 8, 2011