The Herp

Another term for herpes, most likely contracted through sex with many partners or one partner with many partners, or even possibly a toilet seat.

I wouldn't hit that, she's got The Herp.

by FlippinJC January 23, 2009

herpes

warts on ur dick if ur a guy or on ur pussy if ur a girl. Is contracted by unprotective sex with one who has it.

love is temporary, herpes is forever

by mark101 June 12, 2008

HERPES

A headset microphone. Specifically, any in-the-ear or ear-bud style communication device.

"Everyone make sure your HERPES is on."

by ThePsychoSmurf September 22, 2020

herp

Short slang for a herpies infected individual.

Dude, does she have herp?

by Olive October 8, 2003

The Herp

Another name for herpes, a disease which results in fucking boils all over your dick.

Bro 1: Dude, I think I got the Herp from that slutty ass 'ho last night. Bro 2: Thats kinda tight. Bro 1: Dude I got fucking lesions on my dick, how is that tight? Bro 2: It's tight.

by Miguel of the people February 19, 2009

Herps

Short for genital gerpes. Usually contracted from skanky ass bitches.

Damn man, i told you would get the Herps if you didn't wear a rubber! now look at you, you've got that shit all over your dick!

by FUZZYmufflerZzZ January 25, 2010

herpes

1. A genital and mouth disease, received by sexual content or possibly kissing.

2. A good name for a Plano East girl that sleeps with many men/boys and does drugs.

1. This greatful disease called herpes has destroyed me forever...

2. *sniff sniff* Gawd, I think the tuna boat just rolled in...
Shh, here she comes...

by You know me... December 28, 2005