homestead act

An act passed by the American government to encourage migration westward. It was kind of a scam because the Great Plains were not very good for farming so the farmers resorted to dry farming. Although they dry farmed by day, they wet farmed at night, needing many children to help work on the fields.

C'mon, babe, let's Homestead Act the entire night away.

by superusa123 January 31, 2014

Hempster

Well employed Urban professionals, usually over the age of 40, who are just well-to-do stoners and Pot Head Philosophers.

Lets go down to the Sunset Grill and watch the working Hempsters go by .

by KImCobain March 6, 2017

Homestead

1) A group of tight-knit queer meme-loving aesthetic-crazed friends who tell lots of puns and are basically a cult. All closely maintain tumblrs full of cats memes and aesthetics. There's one straight girl in the group who dates fruit-boys or something. You probably won't understand a word they say to each other and you'd think you're on acid if you tried reading their group convos.

2) An adjective of praise given by a member of aforementioned cult.

"Aesthetics bro wow homestead good vibes *sudden deep conversation about the human condition* dude if you were a fruit you'd be a fine–apple swag frickin 2k15 bruh"

"Now this here is some nice homestead"

by bethannswagmoney March 7, 2015

homesteading

The act of inviting another unexpecting human into your fart plume with great joy and excitement.

That moment when Joe realizes that you are homesteading him and his eyes water and not out of joy.

by Tiefinder November 29, 2015

Homestead

One of your best friends, so close that whenever you need a place to stay you can sleep on this person's couch and/ or bed.

"Yo dog! You my homestead!"

"Really? Aww, you my homestead too! I love you, man."

"I love you too, man."

Passersby: "faggots."

by Datsunsrock September 11, 2010

Homestead 2

A residence tower that is filled with incredible, and beautiful people. Energetic, smart, and thoroughly enjoy a good night of classy attire and drinking. Many different personalities, but believe that their tower is home.

Motto: Homestead is home.

The people from Homestead 2 are pretty crazy on the weekend.

by Homestead2 March 31, 2012

Homestead

To engage in sexual intercourse with a partner

Woman-Four hours? Crazy...

Man-Let's get some lunch.

Woman-Lunch? We could homestead!

by Mistah J Napier April 2, 2009